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HOLD THE PHONE. MATT DAMON BROKE THE SCOOP. FROM PARADE MAGAZINE:
“Brad [Pitt] threw a cheeseburger at somebody. The guy had followed him to the drive-thru and Brad was like, ‘Can I just eat my cheeseburger?’ … They both looked at each other in total shock for a long moment. Neither of them could believe that it happened, you know? And then the guy went to raise his camera, and Brad sped off. So he did not get the picture. Brad left that experience feeling like, ‘Well, I didn’t get to eat my cheeseburger. I really wanted it.’”
BRAD PITT WANTED TO EAT THAT CHEESEBURGER, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON’T GET WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO THROW THE CHEESEBURGER THAT IS IN YOUR HAND AT SOMEBODY, THROW IT RIGHT IN THEIR FACE. IT’S CALLED LIFE, AND WE’RE ALL LIVING IT. THANK YOU FOR THIS STORY, MATT DAMON. (“YOU’RE WELCOME, GUYS” – MATT DAMON.)
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When Brad Pitt goes to a fast food drive-thru, he always orders the number Se7en.
Whats in tha baaaaaahhhhhxxxxx?
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Aw man, I’m such a joke Hamburglar.
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You don’t own me, cheeseburger-stalker man. I’m an adult! I threw it in your face.
This was definitely a Moneyball-based decision. He calculated that the pleasure he would derive from throwing the cheeseburger at some paparazzo was greater than the cost to replace the cheeseburger.
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Brad Pitt found out that Jack’s in the box.
I think maybe Fatt Damon should probably lay off the cheeseburgers as well, have you seen that fatty?
LOL! Kinda resembles Val Kilmer a lickle bit.
I’m pretty sure he method-gained weight for the role, just like when he did The Informant!
I think he looks good no matter what. also you shouldn’t internet-bully someone as famous as matt damon because mario lopez will DEFINITELY arrive at your house with matt damon to be like why did you call me fatt damon although i have to admit that’s a clever turn of phrase?
hahaha the fuck? how would matt damon know about this shit? unless……….it was one of those pranks and matt was perp with the camera?!?!
obviously matts the guy that he threw the cheeseburger at.
“Matt! You fat fucking piece of shit! Here’s a burger you fat fuck! Eat it!!! REEAARGGHH”
Fatt Damon caught with his mouth.
He’s so fat he’s like our generation’s Michael Moore.
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Brad Pitt is channeling Bad Santa.
“I’m on my fucking lunch break!”