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George Clooney is on the cover of this month’s Rolling Stone, obviously. Anyway, in the piece, George Clooney admits that farts, farting, the word fart, and the very concept of farts make him laugh. From EW:
In the candid chat, the Ides of March and Descendants star, reveals that farts (yes, farts) can send the world’s classiest man into hysterics. “[My friends and I] think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.” Clooney also notes that the word “Johnson” can make him laugh…
Oh, George. He’s right, obviously. Farts ARE hilarious. (Not as amused by the word “Johnson,” but that’s probably why I’m not a world famous movie star.) And this is just the kind of thing you’d expect to hear from a prankosaurus rex. Classic Clooney. Dude owns a castle in Italy, which is probably where he has all of his REMOTE CONTROLLED WHOOPIE CUSHIONS DELIVERED. “Just leave them in the foyer, I’ll set them up after cocktail hour.” That’s when he gets you. After cocktail hour. When you’re relaxed. Fucking George Clooney. America’s Prankmander in Farts.
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headline should read: BREAKING WIND NEWS
and i will defer to Louis CK’s perfect explaination as to what’s so funny about farts:
“it is gas coming out of your asshole that makes a trumpet sound.”
BNPG: Clooney Fart Movies
Ocean’s Smellve
Oh Brother Where Fart Thou?
sol-air-ass
Don’t forget his formative television work… WITH TOOTIE.
up in the air
What’s Up With The Air?
O Brother Where Fart Thou?
Donna Farto
The Fart-astic Mr. Fox
Ocean’s SBD
Confessions of a Dangerous Colon
Men Who Smell Like Goats
The Men Who Stare at Goatse.cx
Batman and Rolaids
The Ides of Farts
Burn A Match After Farting
The Pootmaker
Cropdust Till Dawn
Confessions of a Mexican Lunch.
The Perfect Fart
One Fart Day
O Brother, Where Fart Thou.
The timestamp knows whats in your heart.
It’s true. Gameball goes to you, GradStudents.
(jumps into the air, fist raised, freeze-frame)
Cue to Simple Minds’ “Don’t You Forget About Me”
I already thought I loved George Clooney, but now I know in my heart that we are meant to be together forever, Dutch Ovening the crap out of each other.
Don’t you mean you knew in your FART! Hahahahaha, classic teacherman.
Fart From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Log
MORE BREAKING FART NEWS: Eddie Murphy is no longer hosting the Oscar’s
Is he still working at Edna’s Fartables?
If farting is funny then I’m Don Rickles.
And by “Farts” he means Rolling Stone articles? Understandable mistake…