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In a development that should come as no surprise to anyone (even you, Wes Anderson), fresh allegations of sexual misconduct with a minor have surfaced against Roman Polanski, who famously plead guilty in 1978 to drugging and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl (not necessarily in that order). Because of course they have. “I’m sure if someone drugged and sodomized a 13-year-old girl in Jack Nicholson’s hot tub, plead guilty, and fled the United States to avoid punishment, that it was an isolated incident,” said no one. From AFP:
Fugitive film-maker Roman Polanski was hit by fresh allegations of sexual misconduct here Friday by a woman who claims the director “forced himself” upon her just after her 16th birthday in 1982.
Polanski, who is fighting extradition to the United States to face sentencing in his 1978 child sex case, was accused by British actress Charlotte Lewis of sexually abusing her at his apartment in Paris nearly 30 years ago.
In a press conference at the Beverly Hills offices of prominent attorney Gloria Allred, Lewis, 42, said she was speaking out to refute suggestions from Polanski’s legal team that his earlier case was an isolated incident.
Yup. That sounds about right. What a creep. “But he makes wonderful movies.” Yes, he does. Surprise, it turns out those two things are not mutually exclusive. Your ability to make great movies does not negate your ability to rape children. Anyway, you are welcome to discuss the importance of these developments and their possible effect on Roman Polanski’s on-going extradition case, OR, you can post photos of different types of animals that you might not expect to be friends with each other being friends with each other. The choice is yours, much like how Roman Polanski once had the choice whether to drug and sodomize a 13-year-old girl or whether to NOT do that. We know what he chose to do (rape rape) but your future is still a mystery. Neat!
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I’m really shocked.
Truly.
I have a feeling I will be creating a youtube collage in my mind of the images in this thread set to the Smash Mouth cover of Why Can’t We Be Friends
You found a way to combine both themes.
When I first read this, I thought you were referring to the dog/cat collision plus the fact that listening to Smashmouth is like raping your ears.
That’s a thing?
d’awwwww…that second pic made my day x1000! good jorb.
I can’t see your picture, but I like you, and I’m just upvoting away.
Crud, it was there just a second ago. Here is a different one to make up for it:
Lord have mercy: I’m hanging it up.
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I really didn’t want to see a rat being devoured by a horrifying snake today.
I’m confused as to why Mr. Seversen’s link has generated so much hate. It’s a solid Wonder Showzen reference. The last one of those (proposals’ THAT”S RACIST gif) went down a storm on this thread: http://videogum.com/104341/look_at_all_of_these_racists/psas/
Thanks my Ning-A!
aw now i feel like a jerk
Sorry, I didnt notice the exposed genitals until now… should have labeled NSFW
Right, because we all work at an institute for rehabilitating people that are actually turned on by dog genitals.
You missed a trick here Gabe. This coulda gone on the front cover of Duh Aficianado, but now my rival magazine, “No Duh Weekly”, will publish it, and win over the coveted “sarcasm” demographic.
Here is a dog and a pig!
Nick Madson is the Editor-In-Chief over at No Duh Weekly
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” – My dog, Charleton Heston
http://www.puzzleheaven.co.uk/puzzles_cart_page4/3×48%20Pieces/25119%20Animal%20Friends_A.jpg
This isn’t a urinal is it ?
If I know anything about frightened puppies (and I know a lot about frightened puppies), I can almost assure you it is.
Reminds me of Wrigley Field
From the way he’s licking his lips, it does not look like this tiger wants to be friends.
I can see both sides of this controversy: on the one hand, it is terrible that children have been abused by a narcissistic filmmaker douche who has been enabled by the people who admire his movies but who don’t seem to have the moral clarity to separate the rapist from the art (Chinatown is great, for example, but that obviously doesn’t excuse the director doing this type of shit, no duh), but on the other hand, this whole Polanski hullabaloo has provided Videogum with an enjoyable “hobby horse” that we will miss as soon as the 70s sleaze-geezer kicks the bucket and/or kills himself and then we won’t be able to make fun of it any more. Just like LOST ending soon. Seize the day, Videogum troll monster beasts. Live life to its fullest before it is all over in an instant. You don’t know what you got till it’s gone, brohams.
Not really. I’d rather have a miss LOST forever kinda thing than a Rapist meme kinda thing.
That’s just me though.
Yawn.
You’re right. I’m really glad that Roman Polanski raped at least one underage girl so I can talk about how awful it is on Videogum.
I’m also grateful that a seemingly infinite amount of oil is on its way to destroy the Gulf Coast and that millions of people have died in the Congo while fucking Dancing With the Stars makes more headlines in legitimate, respected news outlets. It’s just nice to talk about terrible things.
Always
Be wearing
Chinchillas like a hat.
A living chinchilla hat is far superior to a hat made of the skins of murdered chinchillas. Look at the ginger child smile. Possibly his only friend is that little rodent.
That’s not a chinchilla hat; that’s his soul escaping.
Haha, gingers don’t have souls!
WE DO TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That kid is practically blinking.
i think you’re using the words “legitimate” and “respected” wrong…
Seriously, Roman, LOST, Betty White, Ke$ha… Let’s talk about something that isn’t going to be dead in a week, just for once.
My last one:
Am I doing this right?
That is not going to end well.
Less filling?
Oh dang, I should have refreshed!
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/.a/6a00d83451c3cb69e20120a557ed12970b-500wi
BOOOOO!
YAAAAAY!
Quick, mess up while trying to post an image and we’ll have a palindrome.
!OOOOOB
“She’s pretty.” -Roman Polanski, 1982
Shame on yo….
Awww….
I would like to replace the above photo with the one below, please and thanks.
They both get upvotes! Seriously, I’m just upvoting every picture because it’s Friday, it’s nice out, it’s past four, and I just want to leave the office and go play with my landlord’s puppy.
Am I RIGHT OR am I right?!
RIGHT or right?
RIGHT!
IT’S A Videogum/LINDSAY throwback.
Never forget.
You, sir, ARE BLOODY well RIGHT!
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You found a gross way to combine both themes.
Keep fucking that chicken.
Ok, so this time Roman Polanski commited rape rape. But it’s not like it was “Rape rape-Rape rape”. Back me up here Whoopi!
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Ughhhh. You, sir, are draining my positivity.
Ok, so Roman Polanski may have committed Rape-Rape this time. But it’s not like it was “Rape-Rape Rape-Rape.” Back me up here, Whoopi!
Oh my god I hate (posting pictures) on this stupid (great) website (because of my own incompetence).
Totally worth it.
Do you think Whoopi Goldberg was just jealous?
I mean
[IMG]http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q205/scarymuppet/pol.jpg[/IMG]
WTFFFFFFFF
This is considered being friends, right?
I can’t watch this without thinking of the theme from “Chums”, so.
Why did this cat instantly remind me of Krang from the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cartoons? I’m serious, this synapse should not exist.
LISTEN up mothas WE BE CHATTIN all up IN http://WWW.VIDEOGUM.COM/CHAT
GET all UP IN IT!
You lost me at Gloria Allred (uuggh) so picture it is:
Even Sarah Palin wouldn’t shoot these two from a helicopter.
is that Michael Moore?
“Your ability to make great movies does not negate your ability to rape children.” – Nick Madson.
Here is public domain footage from 1923 of a dog being friends with a tortoise.
It is amazing how little cars have changed since 1923.
The ultimate:
Or we can all just visit Interspecies Love and smile happily.
Oh noes too much html to handle! Or is that too much cuteness?
“I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching…”
The Dark Cat:
And crazy people jumping on high-profile controversies for attention is totally not a thing either.
Someone please post this photo for me
Okay. Here you go buddy. I don’t understand you, but you owe me one.
I loved that chick in “The Golden Child”!
http://bradcorban.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/elton-john-and-eminem.jpg?w=400&h=400
boo
these guys are best friends forever. i can just tell.
amidoingthisrite??
oh man.. I always miss the good threads