Mr. Tribbles

Network, anyone?

on Hey, What's Up With Lou Dobbs? at November 12, 2009 6:23 PM
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There will be Panic in this Room.

on Best New Party Game 12 at November 11, 2009 5:48 PM
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These Skank Robbers are making me thirsty! (For a bullet. In my head.)

In reply to petepetepete's comment on Finally, Sheneneh And Wanda On The Big Screen! at November 11, 2009 5:03 AM
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The Skank Robbers are making me thirsty! (For a bullet. In my head.)

In reply to petepetepete's comment on Finally, Sheneneh And Wanda On The Big Screen! at November 11, 2009 5:02 AM
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I want to play the Misfits. Yes, all of them.

In reply to lilbobbytables's comment on Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! at November 5, 2009 7:00 PM
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It takes just a couple of minor changes to the synopsis of T4 to make this work:


"In 2003, Dr. MacFarlane of CyberyGuy Systems convinces death row inmate Bill Hicks to sign his body over for medical research following his execution by lethal nicotine inhalation. One year later, the Guynet system is activated, perceives a basic sense of humor as a threat to its own existence, and eradicates much of humanity in the event known as Dunham Day. In 2018, John Conan O'Brien leads an attack by the Anti-Douche Rebellion on a Guynet base. O'Brien discovers human prisoners and the plans for the development of a new type of terrorist puppet incorporating living tissue, but is the only apparent survivor of the attack after the base is destroyed in a terrorist puppet attack. However, Bill emerges from the wreckage of the base and proceeds on foot to South Park.



O'Brien returns to Anti-Douche Rebellion headquarters located aboard a nuclear submarine and tells General Louis CK, the current leader, of his discovery. Meanwhile, the Anti-Douche Rebellion has discovered a comedy radio frequency capable of shutting down Guynet terrorist puppets. They plan to launch an offensive against the Guynet base in Un Funcisco in four days, in response to an intercepted "kill list" indicating that Guynet plans to kill the Anti-Douche Rebellion's command staff in four days' time. O'Brien learns that his own name is second on the list, following Mitch Hedberg. The Anti-Douche Rebellion leaders are unaware of Mitch's importance to Guynet, but O'Brien knows that it is because Mitch will later become his father. O'Brien meets with his officer Alec Baldwin and wife Tina Fey and sends comedy radio broadcasts to Anti-Douche Rebellion members and surviving funny people around the world.



Arriving in the ruins of South Park, Bill is saved from a T-600 terrorist puppet by Mitch Hedberg and his mute companion Kenny. Mitch relates to Bill the events of Dunham Day and the ensuing war between humans and terrorist puppets. Hearing O'Brien's comedy radio broadcast, the three leave South Park in search of the Anti-Douche Rebellion. They survive an attack by terrorist puppets, but Mitch, Kenny, and several other humans are taken prisoner, while a pair of Anti-Douche Rebellion A-10s are shot down. Bill locates downed pilot Jane Lynch and they make their way to O'Brien's base, but Bill is wounded by a magnetic land mine. Attempting to save his life, the Anti-Douche Rebellion fighters discover that he is in fact a terrorist puppet with human organs, a mechanical endoskeleton, circuitry, and a partially artificial cerebral cortex. Bill believes himself to be human, demanding to be released so that he can save Mitch from Guynet, but O'Brien orders his destruction. However, Jane releases him and helps him to escape from the base. During the resulting pursuit Bill saves O'Brien's life from Guynet hydrobots, and the two form a comedic alliance. Bill will enter Guynet's headquarters and attempt to disable its defenses by spitting oneliners, so that O'Brien can rescue Mitch.



O'Brien demands that Louis CK delays the attack so that he can rescue Mitch and the other prisoners, but Louis CK refuses and relieves O'Brien of his command. However, O'Brien's soldiers remain loyal to him and he sends a comedy radio broadcast asking the other Anti-Douche Rebellion fighters not to attack Guynet. Meanwhile, Bill enters the Guynet base and interfaces with the computer, disabling the perimeter defenses and allowing O'Brien to infiltrate the cell block and release the human prisoners. The Anti-Douche Rebellion's disabling signal is revealed to be a ruse, and the command submarine with the Anti-Douche Rebellion leaders aboard is destroyed by Dane Cook.



Bill discovers that he was created by Guynet and has unwittingly fulfilled his programmed mission to lure O'Brien into the base to be killed. He tears out the hardware linking him to Guynet and leaves to assist O'Brien in battling a T-800 model 101 terrorist puppet. O'Brien is mortally wounded during the fight, but succeeds in destroying the Guynet base by rigging several terrorist puppet nuclear power cells to an explosive, detonating them as he, Bill, Mitch, and Kenny are airlifted out. Tina Fey attempts to save O'Brien's life, but his sense of humor is too damaged. Bill offers his wit for transplant, sacrificing himself to save O'Brien. Recovering, O'Brien comedy radios to the other Anti-Douche Rebellion fighters that though this battle has been won, the war is far from over."

on Let's All Pitch In And Buy The Rights To Terminator, You Guys! at November 3, 2009 1:39 PM
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After ruining my favorite childhood movies (Indy, Star Wars), cartoons plus action figures (Transformers, GI Joe, and Thundercats coming soon), Hollywood has finally gotten round to molesting my first-generation GameBoy platform heroes. What's next - board games? Oh yeah, that's right. *sigh*

on The Prince Of Persia Trailer Totally Makes Plenty Of Sense at November 3, 2009 12:25 PM
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Seconded!

In reply to jawbone's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games at November 3, 2009 7:49 AM
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It originally was a quote from Bowie's 'Let's Dance'. Which makes even less sense, since I can't imagine any dance that involves being cellotaped to a chair. Well, except for an unvoluntary lapdance or something.

In reply to Skillet's comment on Serious Moonlight Looks Like Some Serious Garbage at October 21, 2009 7:47 AM
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