claptrap

oh man, yay.

also, sweet getup, straight guy.

on This Guy Isn't The Only One Who's Painfully Confused at April 17, 2009 4:59 PM
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dear internet: please remix with the big-balled goat.

on Viral Video Rorschach Test: Cat Yells At Other Cat at April 9, 2009 4:08 PM
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i'm hoping to make WISEAU FACE t-shirts for the SF screening.

on Only Suckers Will Miss Friday's NYC Screening Of The Room at March 18, 2009 6:18 PM
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skipping past the sex scenes also means you miss out on the sex scene songs, which are fucking great.

AND I WOULD CLIMB THE HIGH-EST MOUN-TEN

on Only Suckers Will Miss Friday's NYC Screening Of The Room at March 18, 2009 5:53 PM
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this fucking guy.
he used to have a show (maybe on comcast?) that i would catch occasionally late at night. it was a talk show/call-in show type, and the last time i saw it was maybe 2006, and he spent the entire episode talking about monica lewinsky and how bill clinton ruined earth. in 2006. it was even a cogent, informed discussion, but rather all foamy nonsense and chest-heaving. it was stunning.

on Jackie Mason Has A Vlog, Yuse Guys at February 12, 2009 5:42 PM
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i need this so bad.

on The Room's Tommy Wiseau's New Sitcom: Neighbors at February 5, 2009 1:30 PM
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you didn't even mention the prairie dogs.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull at February 4, 2009 5:59 PM
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i kinda like this "roxanne."

on Songsmith Ruins Classic Songs Really Well at January 16, 2009 5:27 PM
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this show keeps putting my "hatefuck top 3" list in constant flux.

on Real World: Brooklyn: Chet's Bodies Chet's Selves at January 15, 2009 3:47 PM
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i'm still trying to think of a way to gay marry charlie day, so if anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.

on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Charlie Day Is A Genius at November 14, 2008 2:44 PM
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