claptrap

this will be the best thing to come out of my hometown (area) since the mtv beach house went there. or since kirsten dunst.

on MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag at November 11, 2009 5:40 PM
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their sister's name...WAS HANNAH.

on Best New Party Game 12 at November 11, 2009 2:46 PM
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the pond they were on...WAS GOLDEN.

on Best New Party Game 12 at November 11, 2009 2:45 PM
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oh man, yay.

also, sweet getup, straight guy.

on This Guy Isn't The Only One Who's Painfully Confused at April 17, 2009 4:59 PM
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dear internet: please remix with the big-balled goat.

on Viral Video Rorschach Test: Cat Yells At Other Cat at April 9, 2009 4:08 PM
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i'm hoping to make WISEAU FACE t-shirts for the SF screening.

on Only Suckers Will Miss Friday's NYC Screening Of The Room at March 18, 2009 6:18 PM
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skipping past the sex scenes also means you miss out on the sex scene songs, which are fucking great.

AND I WOULD CLIMB THE HIGH-EST MOUN-TEN

on Only Suckers Will Miss Friday's NYC Screening Of The Room at March 18, 2009 5:53 PM
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this fucking guy.
he used to have a show (maybe on comcast?) that i would catch occasionally late at night. it was a talk show/call-in show type, and the last time i saw it was maybe 2006, and he spent the entire episode talking about monica lewinsky and how bill clinton ruined earth. in 2006. it was even a cogent, informed discussion, but rather all foamy nonsense and chest-heaving. it was stunning.

on Jackie Mason Has A Vlog, Yuse Guys at February 12, 2009 5:42 PM
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i need this so bad.

on The Room's Tommy Wiseau's New Sitcom: Neighbors at February 5, 2009 1:30 PM
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you didn't even mention the prairie dogs.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull at February 4, 2009 5:59 PM
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