jefusan
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I feel a little guilty when I admit that I auditioned to be one of the voices. I love the show and it would be weird to be a scab. My dream is that all the actors return to do the original voices and they hire me to play a brand-new character and we all become best friends and live together in a big house that looks like the Planet Express set.
on The New Futurama Is Going To Sound An Awful Lot Like La Futuramo at July 24, 2009 12:43 PMScore = 3
I can never tell if the movies do a good job of telling the story, because there's so much I'm filling in for myself, having read the books. But in my opinion? Jim Broadbent as Slughorn is worth the price of admission.
on Accio Your Opinions! at July 23, 2009 6:30 PMScore = 0
Matt is my hero. He did something because it was fun and ended up getting paid for it. Isn't that what we all want?
Not that I'm going to buy the book or anything. Still, all power to him.
on Where The Hell Are People Who Would Want Matt's Book? at July 23, 2009 6:23 PMScore = 11
They had me at "nightmare version of Myst." Then lost me at genital mutilation.
on There's Going To Be An Antichrist Videogame For Some Reason at June 19, 2009 10:44 AMScore = 2
Do you think the vets were smiling and trying not to laugh because they smoked the vomitweed?
on Let's Start This Week Out With A Stoned Dog at June 15, 2009 1:03 PMScore = 3
Man, there are some cranky-ass people on this blog. I usually find the crankiness entertaining, but I can't help but thinking of the IE-haters on this page as the sort of people who yell out their window at passers-by and then cry themselves to sleep, wondering why no one has the patience to love them.
I mean, sure... not entertained by IE? Fine. But I can tell you by personal experience that pretty much everyone that's doing it does it because it's fun, and nearly all bystander reactions range from mildly confused to genuinely entertained. There is always thought given to whether or not it is a positive experience for those involved. Not every "mission" (or whatever you prefer) is equally successful, to be sure, but think about it: this is free, homemade entertainment in a world where millions are spent creating crappy, mean-spirited reality shows.
We can't have nice things.
on This Is What You Have Given The World, Improv Everywhere at June 3, 2009 5:41 PMScore = 0
On the set of Charlie's Angels? That must have been interesting. I wonder if Crispin Glover was at the scene, because that's the only way this story could be better. (Or maybe if Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu were making out in the background.)
on Bill Murray Headbutts McG Because Bill Murray Is The McBest at June 3, 2009 9:50 AMScore = -2
I thought I was the only one who noticed that....
Score = 21
The awesomeness of his bike tricks defies the laws of physics and de-snarks the Videogum peanut gallery.
on This Dude's Definitely Going To Be In A Shitty Action Movie Soon at April 22, 2009 4:32 PMScore = 13
"BUT TO LITERALLY PHOTOSHOP SOME OF THEIR FACES ONTO RANDOM BODIES? I feel like a Victorian statesman being confronted with a waxless handlebar moustache. SOME THINGS JUST ARE NOT DONE, SIR."
Actually, as someone in the biz I can tell you that it is done all the time. Rarely this badly, though. Holy bejeezus.
on The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made at September 10, 2009 4:49 PMScore = -5