This is what the aliens who visit our planet after we destroy ourselves will find. They will then travel back in time so that they can destroy us directly themselves. And you know what. They would be right to do so.
September 17th is now Dane Cook Day.
I can't wait to see the Hallmark card for that.
I'm interested to see how one conveys in simple, terse prose a celebration of the act of running around in circles while yelling at teenage girls.
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
This is what the aliens who visit our planet after we destroy ourselves will find. They will then travel back in time so that they can destroy us directly themselves. And you know what. They would be right to do so.
on This Woman Is Your Girlfriend, And This Form Of Exercise Is Your Boyfriend at September 22, 2008 6:28 PMScore = 2