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I've not heard the others but I did know Frozen Donkey Wheel. How did I hear that one? Sepinwall, maybe. I know I got my favorite Lost term from Sepinwall and that is that the showrunners call the non-main cast survivors "socks." In the laundry machine that is each episode, a few socks always disappear. Eventually you have to fly in some new socks from Guam. Socks. Anyway, I vote for "Thousand Island Undressing," "Animatronic Zombie Pirates (shit! spoiler, sorry)" or "Jughead vs the Delorean."
on Now You, Too, Can Create An Infuriating Lost Mystery at March 18, 2009 3:20 PMScore = 3
I know, right? I want this to be my wallpaper - way better than fishtank or fireplace.
In reply to Funtastik's comment on Creepy Promo Demonstrates Toilet's Amazing Flushing Technology at March 5, 2009 7:13 PMScore = 1
When you mentioned Sopranos and then also they gave each other that look and the fish was so annoying, I thought for sure that guy was going to drill that fish through the brain and shut it up for good.
on Is This A McDonald's Commercial Or A PETA Commercial? at March 4, 2009 3:49 PMScore = 1
I loved the piece in general, but it irked me that they actually said Keyser Soze during the looking at the bulletin board dropping the coffee cup part. Don't explain the jokes, Daily Show!
on The Daily Show Reveals That Obama Is Keyser Sose at February 25, 2009 8:33 PMScore = 1
Commercial flights have 2 pilots in the cockpit - the Captain and the First Officer.
In reply to Ginger A's comment on Lost: New Losties! at February 20, 2009 12:11 AMScore = 4
Where's Norm MacDonald? Dave did a good job but I would have loved to have Norm sitting in the other chair giving Joaquin a ration of shit. Norm, we need you!
on Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman Made Joaquin Phoenix Interesting Again at February 12, 2009 7:13 PMScore = 0
He been had a nice house, too. I think this is a clip from MTV's new show "Walletz." A step up from last week's episode, when T.I. gave a tour of his prison wallet (shudder).
on Been Had Money Guy Knows His Audience at February 4, 2009 12:42 PMScore = 7
Jokes on her, then, cuz that's the wrong boob.
In reply to FistfulOAwesome's comment on Nip/Tuck Is Stupid at January 30, 2009 6:38 PMScore = 1
Jeff can't quiet the creative monkeys because they are all screaming while Fabio stuffs bananas in their asses and (over)cooks them (a delicious accompaniment to toast and bullshit eggs). Third monkey reference this season, which I suspect is foreshadowing for the finale which will be set in the Temple of Doom. Jeff would have lost anyway with his overly complicated "Monkey 12 Ways." Stefan will win with his deconstructed monkey (drink!)
on Top Chef: It's The Super Bowl, Not The Scallops Bowl at January 29, 2009 6:44 PMScore = 1
Hee, absolutely. He wants a house with floors! He's tired of stupid sand!
In reply to Katharine's comment on George The Physics Major Humiliates The American Idol Judges at January 29, 2009 6:29 PMScore = 2
Teev, that is one perfectly constructed comment. You are clearly the winner of Top Comment.
Permalink for j's comment on Top Chef: It's The Super Bowl, Not The Scallops Bowl at January 30, 2009 2:35 AMTemple of Doom...i love it!
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