Santa

reindeer union man.

In reply to sarcasticmeow's comment on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at September 30, 2009 6:40 PM
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I, like our subject, only wear exact matching flesh colored pants, this we have in common.

on the other hand, did anyone see the routine? how did she do a whole dance in that short dress and never reveal her butt or frontbutt?

on A Woman May Have Shown Her Human Vagina On So You Think You Can Dance?! at September 30, 2009 6:06 PM
Score = 3

sorry about your wallet. that is a hassle to say the least.

As for Topher (is his given name Christopher?) nothing to be sorry about there (except for not knowing anything about charitable giving of course...i mean, i make like 30K a year and even i give) noblesse oblige at least.

on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at September 30, 2009 5:56 PM
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They're giving out free hats?!?!

In reply to That One's comment on They Should Rename The "Free Roman Polanski" Petition The "I'm Officially A Creep" Petition at September 30, 2009 12:20 PM
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i wish i could upvote more than once on this one. very ha.

In reply to IkilledMichael's comment on They Should Rename The "Free Roman Polanski" Petition The "I'm Officially A Creep" Petition at September 30, 2009 12:15 PM
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same here, i haven't logged in for weeks but i just had to because this comment made me laugh harder than the whole movie "Year One" (incl bloopers at the end).

In reply to KW's comment on Kids Participate In Meaningful Psychological Studies The Darndest Things at September 14, 2009 10:27 PM
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yeah this is very cool. the only thing that makes me sad is when it (hopefully) gets produced its going to get blown out and overdone with auto tune and a drum machine. oh well, we will always have the Tubes.

on Let's Paint, Exercise, And Make Raps On Our Desks at August 28, 2009 4:34 PM
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For some reason, the second Eric started crying I just ejaculated with laughter.

In reply to Mel's comment on True Blood: Poor Vampires, Boo Hoo, So Sad at August 17, 2009 12:14 PM
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Thank god they turn the lights out cause I plan to be a mess!

In reply to tanaise's comment on Where The Wild Things Are Is Not The Answer, Probably at August 7, 2009 10:18 AM
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I drove my sister 13 hours to the beach for a week of fun & sun and she spent the first four days inside devouring this book. I don't know what is worse, Tucker Max or the fact that someone that I am related to (by blood) eats this shit up. Terrible: F.

on Someone Has Clearly Fast-Tracked Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell For The Worst Movie Of All Time at August 4, 2009 3:31 PM
Score = 7