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Inglourious Bastards. Better.
on Best New Party Game 10 at October 27, 2009 5:54 PMScore = 51
The Green Milf
on Best New Party Game 10 at October 27, 2009 5:51 PMScore = 31
"Gay it forward," also known as Best New Party Game 11.
on Best New Party Game 10 at October 27, 2009 5:48 PMScore = 42
DIRTY, DIRTY TITTY. Clothe that! Put cloth on it!
on The Perfect Crime Revisited at September 15, 2009 7:58 PMScore = 1
Ice T going to the mac store with that busted computer reminds me so much of that thing your boyfriend did with the pennies when his car was impounded.
on Ice-T Smashing A Laptop Reminds Us That Racism Is Weird at August 10, 2009 2:05 PMScore = 10
Oh man, I would seriously love to see that. Like One Hour Photo, but funny! And less knives and forced adultery, or whatever. Let's paint, exercise, and come up with brilliant hooks for perfect movies.
In reply to Smokey Harem's comment on Being White Is Hard: It's Complicated at August 7, 2009 1:14 PMScore = 4
Tucker Max spoke at my school and bitched onstage about getting less money for his appearance than Spike Lee had a week earlier. When asked what his parents think of his "work," he said, "well I'm making more than my father ever did so I don't really give a shit what he thinks and if he complains I tell him to shut the fuck up." He closed it by asking the girls who wanted to sleep with him to meet him in the hallway, but ONLY if they had ID's proving they were 18. NO EXCEPTIONS! So yeah, by far the worst, but of course he got a standing ovation.
on Someone Has Clearly Fast-Tracked Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell For The Worst Movie Of All Time at August 4, 2009 3:21 PMScore = 43
The boss definitely just hovered behind me undetected for what was probably the entire duration of TLC's "No Scrubs" video.
on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Is This Real Life? at July 31, 2009 11:59 AMScore = 22
"Can you show me this ... what is it? A new way?"
In reply to dude's comment on Introducing The Official Videogum Theme Song at July 28, 2009 7:14 PMScore = 3
Sometimes it's nice when Gabe posts nice things and we can all just laugh and smile and stop being such mean-spirited no-goodnicks. Let's not make a habit of it, but still.
on Introducing The Official Videogum Theme Song at July 28, 2009 6:27 PMScore = 7
haha, this is great. how is this human speaking at your school?
he's basically an adjunct douche professor
Permalink for cubiclechaos's comment on Someone Has Clearly Fast-Tracked Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell For The Worst Movie Of All Time at August 4, 2009 3:24 PMScore = 14