Professor Push-Ups

Calling a Thom Yorke song "Coldplay-esque" is silly. Thom Yorke invented Coldplay when Radiohead wrote The Bends.

on Thom Yorke @ Echoplex, Los Angeles 10/2/09 at October 6, 2009 5:52 PM
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So apparently you can make a music career out of mixing really shitty club bangers together. Nice work Girl Talk. You've officially arrived. lol

on Indie Rockers Play Dress-Up For The New York Times at July 21, 2009 6:22 PM
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Nope. Hip hop is still making money.

In reply to SubSickAlien's comment on Indie Rockers Play Dress-Up For The New York Times at July 21, 2009 6:20 PM
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Hahaha you were listening to U2 along side Nirvana. Achtung bad taste.

In reply to DG's comment on Indie Rockers Eulogize The King Of Pop at June 29, 2009 6:58 PM
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This song is gorgeous :)

on Wilco & Feist Do "You & I" Live In L.A. at June 26, 2009 7:29 PM
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That's a mean thing to say just for having a differing opinion. I'm gonna go make some Koolaid and cry.

In reply to josie's comment on Air's Love 2 Revealed at June 26, 2009 2:08 PM
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A good time to be an entertainment journalist indeed. $$$$$$$$$

on Michael Jackson Dies Of Heart Attack at June 25, 2009 6:48 PM
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I look forward to being thoroughly bored again.

on Air's Love 2 Revealed at June 18, 2009 2:12 PM
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Yeah anyone who misses Lou Reed is a dickhole.

on Lollapalooza Announces 2009 Festival Schedule at June 18, 2009 10:04 AM
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1. they booked Asher Roth... eww

2. skip the dance music and watch the real bands, you can listen to that electro bullshit in headphones anytime and it is worlds better than a live set that equates to putting a microphone up to your laptop

on Lollapalooza Announces 2009 Festival Schedule at June 17, 2009 8:58 PM
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Muse looks like they borrowed from Powerman 5000's wardrobe.

on How Much Garbage Can You Spot In The New Muse Video? at November 5, 2009 3:59 PM
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SEETH ROGAN
SEETH MACFARLANE
SEETH GREEN

In reply to Professor Push-Ups's comment on The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago at November 5, 2009 3:53 PM
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I apologize for the misunderstanding. I meant no snark there towards you. The "if you recall" was intended as more of a "I submit to the jury exhibit A" and not intended as a "you are a dumbass" comment. I just seeth hatred for all things Weezer and it makes me want to use the Snob's Guide to Diction and Sentence Structure as a result.

Don't take it personally :)

In reply to Jesseca!'s comment on The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago at November 5, 2009 3:52 PM
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By Satan's Goat, My Son Bought A Boat!

on Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! at November 5, 2009 3:44 PM
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Bruce Vilanch ghost writes the anti-semitic portions of Jeff Dunham's "act"

on Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! at November 5, 2009 3:42 PM
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Looks like someone just rolled Snake Eyes. He will undoubtedly have to Face Off with his debt collectors, so he should be Leaving Las Vegas for the City of Angels before the rest of his mansions are Gone in 60 Seconds. #mydadsjokes

In reply to whoa!'s comment on CNN Says That Nicolas Cage Says That He Is Broke at November 3, 2009 5:42 PM
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I would have thought, with his powers of precognition, that he would have seen this coming.

on CNN Says That Nicolas Cage Says That He Is Broke at November 3, 2009 5:33 PM
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I think it is really cute that Weezer likes Tim and Eric- Awesome Show, Great Job. I like that show too.

on The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago at November 3, 2009 5:24 PM
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River is "trying" to recreate the success of the Blue album, however he is unable to do that because if you recall Weezer penned a very honest album that sorta influenced a lot of other musicians called Pinkerton, then freaked out about how honest he was and decided that he would spend the rest of his life making the Blue Album look like the foreword to a novel about a guy who shits his pants in an attempt to be the most ironic person alive, only he is hilariously 2 years behind the times; rendering his humor dated, unfunny, and irrelevant.

In reply to Jesseca!'s comment on The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago at November 3, 2009 5:18 PM
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I could however feel your plight as I live in Los Angeles where there are more hipsters than cockroaches.

"I just can't stand that you put Volcano Choir and Bon Iver in the boring bin. It's really not hipster music, and ... and... YOU HURT MY FEEWINGS!!!" - The Stereogum Reader Inside Me

In reply to Elvis vs. Shark's comment on How Much Garbage Can You Spot In The New Muse Video? at November 3, 2009 5:12 PM
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