El Bombastico
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Call me a doubting Thomas, but I'm having trouble believing the Parker Brother Corporation would license a movie where their iconic founders are portrayed as evil plutocrats. Frank Beddor sounds like a 12-year-old me describing my take on a He-Man movie.
on Wait, Is The Monopoly Movie Actually Going To Be Amazing? at November 12, 2009 3:07 PMScore = 39
I guess I'm glad he didn't plummet to his death. But after seeing all these YouTube and Wife Swap videos, I'm not really glad he's alive. I think it would be best for all involved if he was never born. Does that balloon have a flux capacitor?
on Fine, The Falcon Heene "Pussification" Music Video at October 15, 2009 6:30 PMScore = 6
The best part of the episode was Kevin's oscar-worthy feigned excitement over winning that uber-crappy prize. Uh, Michael gets to train with Joel Rubachon? Jen wins $15,000? And I get $150 worth of shitty pans?!?! Seriously... $150 worth:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/archives/2009/09/top_chef_prize.php
on Top Chef: Angels And Devils And Clowns at September 24, 2009 1:14 PMScore = 3
Ah, Herschel Savage. He is the grand champion of amount of wussiness of first name vs. amount of awesomeness of last name.
I recall when he was on "Just Shoot Me", when they were shooting a porno in Jack's office. There is no good reason why I should remember that.
on NSFW: 30 Rock Porno? 30 Rock Porno at August 21, 2009 3:45 PMScore = 1
White Chicks 2: Aryan Sisterhood
on Fantastic Mysteries: What Is The Secret White Chicks 2 Tagline? at August 17, 2009 4:52 PMScore = 3
Damn. That WAS Will Arnett. I was hoping against hope I was imagining it. COME ON!!!
In reply to thenaritaline's comment on This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome at August 17, 2009 2:03 PMScore = 5
Plus, why does Ken Jeong warrant a picture on the poster, but not a name? Diversity!
In reply to Radi0Waves's comment on Who Wants To Go See All About Steve Now? at August 10, 2009 4:13 PMScore = 13
The Juggalos have gone viral! In that they all have herpes zoster. Oh, and they seem to be popular on Internet sites too.
on You Can Make It Up: Paula Abdul Attends The Gathering Of The Juggalos at August 6, 2009 5:48 PMScore = -5
My family was poor, so they had to get me Darius McCrary's guide to being cool.
You know what makes you cool? Copious amounts of drugs.
on Videogum's Teen Korner: Learn How 2 Be Cool With Malcolm Jamal Warner at August 5, 2009 12:55 PMScore = 12
"So you got raped and murdered, huh? What's that like?"
In reply to Her?'s comment on The Lovely Bones Brings Magic And Wonder Back To Child Rape-Homicide at August 5, 2009 12:49 PMScore = 14
Something tells me someone else in the Gillespie family will be receiving those awesome pans come Christmas time. I can hear his mom and dad now "Gee son, thanks for the great cookware. It's just like that set you won on that reality show. This totally makes up for you not taking that full ride scholarship to MIT."
Permalink for BSteck's comment on Top Chef: Angels And Devils And Clowns at September 24, 2009 1:27 PMSeriously though, the King of the Gummi Bears will win this whole thing.
Score = 5