Jemiah Sludge
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Um, am I mistaken or is he wearing BLACKFACE with a drag wig in part of this video where he's singing a black woman's song? No one seems to have mentioned this. Maybe I'm wrong. Check the 2 minute mark. The obscure filming style seems designed to cloak this obviously boneheaded idea.
on New Antony & The Johnsons Video - "Crazy In Love" at August 18, 2009 4:32 PMScore = 0
I was going to complain that I didn't like Angelina as a blond, but then she dyed her hair halfway thru the trailer so it was cool.
I liked her half-assed Matrix running-up-the-wall-before-you-kick-a-guy stunt near the end.
on Angelina Jolie Stars In The Ultraviolet Patriot Fugitive Identity Games at November 4, 2009 4:19 PMScore = 8
Videogum is where I come for YouTube clips and rape.
on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Roman Polanski Is A Flight Risk at October 20, 2009 2:26 PMScore = 6
Gwyneth Paltrow better watch out. Now Gabe's stalking Polanski.
on Roman Polanski On To Catch A Predator at October 7, 2009 3:41 PMScore = 1
This is Corey Feldman's audition to do the voice of Batman, 'cuz Christian Bale hurt his vocal cords last time.
on That's Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman at October 6, 2009 6:08 PMScore = 3
I'd rather be raped by Roman Polanski than wade through this half-assed fan fiction.
on You Can Make It Up: Roman Polanski Builds A Time Machine at October 1, 2009 8:55 PMScore = -16
I'd rather listen to a Roman Polanski interview than a Louis CK interview. Louis CK hasn't done anything half as interesting as Roman Polanski... and that includes the rape.
on The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis Interviewed By Tavis Smiley at October 1, 2009 6:19 PMScore = -7
Fairly desperate move to declare your own "zing."
In reply to jawbone's comment on OMFG, Jenny Slate Is The Newest Cast Member On Saturday Night Life at September 2, 2009 8:23 PMScore = -3
Congratulations on getting on such a horribly written, repetitive, and absolutely unfunny show.
Score = -15
"pro-tip" = played-out internet slang
on Mike Tyson Pro-Tips For A Successful Weekend at August 21, 2009 6:42 PMScore = -6
I used to be in a General Public tribute band with this guy.
on You Wish This Was Your Boyfriend: Royale at August 21, 2009 2:34 PMScore = 1
Yes. Can we get some wirework in here to help Ms. Jolie up the wall please?
Permalink for Trevor's comment on Angelina Jolie Stars In The Ultraviolet Patriot Fugitive Identity Games at November 4, 2009 5:39 PMScore = 6