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Okay I almost peed my pants watching this while playing "Never Have Fun" by That Ghost. It is the best! Also you can find the song on stereogum's gum mix. I promise you will adore it!
In reply to bird's comment on The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World at October 30, 2009 2:11 AMScore = 2
Perhaps because Jennifer seems to be lacking the ability to enunciate words (the word salad does not end in a T, I'm sorry Jennifer. Go see a speech therapist.). Definitely a signifier of poor life decisions and also she is kind of a bitch sometimes. I don't know, something about her really bothers me.
In reply to LCrawfty's comment on Top Chef S06E08: Eliminating The Wheat From The Chaff at October 15, 2009 6:33 PMScore = -2
SERIOUSLY. a chef that mispronounces "ceviche" is like a chef that mispronounces "nicoise" (it's not pronounced kneeswah); pointless and probably doesn't make very good food. Even though I still want her to win over stupid douchey ed hardy guy.
In reply to gimmiegrapedrank's comment on Top Chef: Save A Horse, Eat A Cowboy at September 17, 2009 2:55 PMScore = 1
Big mama's lake house
on Best New Party Game 8 at September 2, 2009 6:29 PMScore = 9
Ooops sorry She-Ra, P. O. P. you beat me to the punch. Although I wasn't punching anyone I promise...
on Mad Men: Don Draper Gives Everyone The Business at August 17, 2009 5:00 PMScore = 2
Alex did a great job! Various pats on the back and hind quarters. GOOD GAME! But why couldn't we have Lindsay do freelance mad men recaps? That would have been the opposite of the worst. THE BEST. Seriously, I mean no disrespect Alex. I laughed, I cried. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But do YOU have a huge mad men crush on Don Draper/Jon Hamm?
on Mad Men: Don Draper Gives Everyone The Business at August 17, 2009 4:58 PMScore = 3
Hey I got here late, outta the way! What's the deal with AmPat's updates? Is he taking a creative blogging course or something? Because that's what it reads like (sorry AmPat, we're BFFs I swear). Is it actually intended to be serious or just for yuks (actually maybe yucks?)?
In reply to kiss the pan's comment on True Blood: A Bull In A Dress With Claws at August 10, 2009 2:48 PMScore = 2
Poor Uma Thurman. I want to like her. but she is making it so damn hard, she's always in such awful movies. Sure she's done a few good ones... but what about the 10 years in between those good ones?
on This Motherhood Poster Needs To Take A Nap at August 2, 2009 12:54 PMScore = 0
I'm not Professor Francais over here (because let's face it I am completely lacking in my baguette, striped shirt, and beret... although I do have one of those tiny tiny mustaches) but isn't aux incorrect? Let's set aside the fact that floppes is a totally invented word for minimal comedic value, but isn't "les masques aux floppes" translated as "masks in flops" whereas "les masques des floppes" is more roughly translated as "the masks of flops?" It's been forever since I participated in the the french canadian grammar rodeo. And on a completely unrelated side not because this is my attempt at making this the absolute longest post because I that nerdtastic... but how do I get funny little pictures next to my comments?
on A History Of The Floppy Sack Mask, America's Scariest Mask at July 20, 2009 12:30 PMScore = 0
In France they are called Les Masques des Floppes
on A History Of The Floppy Sack Mask, America's Scariest Mask at July 17, 2009 12:40 PMScore = 39
If you read up on her on the Ritz Carlton's site, jenny's from the Northeast Philly block- hanging out with Mike might make her nostalgic for the meatheads of her youth. http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Properties/Philadelphia/Dining/10Arts/Team.htm
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