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Yeah, seeing as how I got comment-raped for suggesting that the fatties in line for the new moon were fat, this whole blog needs to be uploaded to the bad blogs that talk shit about al gore hall of fame, no?

Permalink for DS3M's comment on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at November 20, 2009 11:46 AM
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I wish I could upvote you a million more times. In context, it was the best toss ever written.

Permalink for incredimarc's comment on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at October 16, 2009 12:19 PM
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My first thought when they said that was "The 30 Rock writers read Videogum!!"

Permalink for DuckDuck's comment on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at October 16, 2009 3:59 PM
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...toasty! (sorry)

Permalink for Cap'n Jack's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at September 26, 2009 7:42 PM
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Oh that is so not true, they are adorable.

Permalink for Cap'n Jack's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at September 26, 2009 3:49 PM
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Voici mon Timbit.

Permalink for kathleen11's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at September 26, 2009 7:29 PM
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rob lowe better watch out, because with both michael jackson and patrick swayze gone, he's the only one of my childhood celebrity crushes left. (at least they outlived river phoenix.) also on notice: keanu reeves and keifer sutherland. wish i'd had a crush on kirk cameron...

Permalink for caringiscool's comment on Heaven Just Got A Little More Patrick Swayze at September 16, 2009 5:52 PM
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Eh, you did say this incident should end his career, which is sort of crazy. Sure, he is probably one of defining artists of this decade (and actually good, to boot), but fuck it. He disrupted an MTV award show! He confused Taylor Swift! Burn him!

And seriously, Jay Leno, bringing up a recently deceased mother? Class.

Permalink for talkingstove's comment on The Jay Leno Show Is Awful at September 15, 2009 11:04 AM
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The Worst.

Permalink for krilla's comment on The Jay Leno Show Is Awful at September 15, 2009 12:01 PM
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I would rather live in a world where kanye west goes up on stage, steals a microphone and says something annoying than a world where taylor swift gets an award at a boring MTV show with no shenanigans.

Permalink for carl's comment on The Jay Leno Show Is Awful at September 18, 2009 10:02 PM
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1) Everybody probably ought to step back and put the speech thing into perspective. Yes, it was a dicky thing to do, but it's not the end of the world. It was a VMA award - nothing more. The show is designed for such faux-controversy and Taylor Swift will survive.
2) Taylor Swift is probably over the moon about this and has been internally thanking Kanye since it happened. I know I'd never heard of her before and am double sure my mom hadn't.
3) Moms dying is sad. The extremity of evil that someone would have to achieve for me to gloat over a dead mother probably requires a time machine.

Permalink for whoa!'s comment on The Jay Leno Show Is Awful at September 15, 2009 10:18 AM
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as a person whose mother recently died, i can't condone your sentiments, but as a person who desperately wants there to be more dark tower references in her day to day life, i am ecstatic.

life is full of hard decisions!

Permalink for caringiscool's comment on The Jay Leno Show Is Awful at September 16, 2009 5:17 PM
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Gabe gets paid?

Permalink for MilesMayhem's comment on The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards at September 14, 2009 11:34 AM
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I was under the impression that pointing out someone's physical shortcomings was uncouth.

on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at November 20, 2009 11:34 AM
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The best was when 30 rock seg'ed into Leno, with Leno telling the camera: "It's time to give America what it wants". Oh, dear.

on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at October 16, 2009 11:39 AM
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Jessica Ohmyfuckinggodi'manawfulbutincrediblyhotactress Alba.

Am I doing this right?

on What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? at September 30, 2009 9:48 AM
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I can't understand what they're saying...?

on Good Morning, More Nightmares, Sir? at September 29, 2009 11:57 AM
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What surprises me, is that you're still going on about this. Don't get me wrong, I love this blog, but what do they say on the 4Chan? Axis of Evil is Evil? I get it. It's not going to stop. Jay and NBC will continue to chase that money.

on Someone Should Throw A Revolutionary Trash Can Through Jay Leno's Plexiglass Face at September 29, 2009 10:21 AM
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Yay!

In reply to Gabe's comment on A Nightmare On Elm Street Teaser Trailer at September 28, 2009 1:13 PM
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Also known as: 'Nancy Franklin Mails It In.'

on Jay Leno Is The Epitome Of Mediocrity at September 28, 2009 11:06 AM
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"I can haz brains?"

In reply to That One's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at September 26, 2009 8:17 PM
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