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No, I've never even been there. Why?

Permalink for Godsauce's comment on Fantastic Mysteries: Does The KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich Even Exist? at August 24, 2009 2:27 PM
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i'm with you comrade.

Permalink for spectator's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 14, 2009 6:26 PM
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I am sick and tired of people like you badmouthing the venerable dishwasher-loading genre.

Permalink for Godsauce's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 15, 2009 1:48 AM
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Dear LemonLauren, You are the best, Rachel Getting Married is the worst. Your friend, Ace. ps--Rachel should have eloped because her junkie sister is a horrible narcissist who deserverd it when her mom slapped her (awesome) and no one says "hungabungas" (sp.?) anywhere in the universe ever.

Permalink for Ace Freebird's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 16, 2009 1:58 PM
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No, you're the only one who nominated it and you're alone and everyone disagrees with you (except of course for the other losers that don't, but screw them too). Rachel Getting Married was fantastic. And if you honestly feel that out of LITERALLY ANY MOVIE* you could possibly think of to nominate for this, that Rachel Getting Married is a wise choice, you've got a problem.

*see rules of course. btw why can't it be Glitter?

Here's a few examples of some things you could have said, that would've made MUCH more sense:

Junior
Last Action Hero
Jingle All The Way
True Lies
Batman & Robin

And that's just movies that feature Arnold Schwarzenegger! See how easy this is? Let me guess, though, you're gonna say that you actually like some of those movies I mentioned. Something about your total lack of taste told me you might.

Permalink for KPP's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 19, 2009 1:05 AM
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*see rules of course. btw why can't it be Glitter?

Here's a few examples of some things you could have said, that would've made MUCH more sense:

Junior
Last Action Hero
Jingle All The Way
True Lies

Permalink for KPP's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 19, 2009 1:05 AM
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i think this is where people comment on which movies to do later. not do th ones that have been picked before gabe gets too. and what is with all the yoda talk...........

Permalink for the dust collector's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 19, 2009 11:28 PM
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You from Salt Lake Godsauce?

Weird Q, I knowl.
Just wondering.

In reply to Godsauce's comment on Fantastic Mysteries: Does The KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich Even Exist? at August 24, 2009 3:49 AM
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Yeah, this looks pilfered from so many other crappy sources and...gross.
And his 'unforgettable face' looks pretty drone-ish, to me.

The original film (which I admit, I haven't ever seen) at least had that sweet Ivan Albright painting! Actual art! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/The_Picture_of_Dorian_Gray-_Ivan_Albright.jpg

And now... it's not even a painting. Or it's a Hogwarts moving painting.
*sigh* Oscar Wilde gets beaten with the shit stick by Hollywood more than most, I must say.

on The CGI Picture Of Dorian Gray 2.0 at August 14, 2009 12:03 AM
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On your black tarp couch and chairs?

Also, do I have to down vote myself, because this actually made me hungry?

In reply to staveitoff's comment on Party! Pizza Party! Video Pizza Party! at August 11, 2009 11:54 PM
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Whoa whoa! Major hit on Alex and Simon...

on You Can Make It Up: Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With His Friends at July 31, 2009 3:57 PM
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Well... Ugh. This child is the anti-cute, for me. Manicured, boxy-banged bob... Who T shirt.... Girl guitar.... Check, check, and check. I just get the feeling like he's some hipster parents project. It smacks of preplanned adult-directed 'cute propaganda'.

Also this song's kind of dark for a baby voice to shakily sing through--which I realize was purposeful.
Eh.

on Kids Play "Folsom Prison Blues" The Darndest Things at July 28, 2009 10:18 PM
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"Hack Basement Deodorant" is something I would buy, actually.

on Get Rid Of Your Beastly Butt Odor, You Guys at July 28, 2009 2:25 PM
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Mein gott...

There is no denying the man knows how to paint a screen with lush vs. muted colors to a considerable scale. I just miss the days when he wrote his OWN screenplays. Beetlejuice/Edward/Nightmare. Or with Ed Wood and Frankenweinie, he channeled other cinematic/surrealist yet heart-felt zones and scooped a few things out of the collective conscious. Things that we'd long dismissed.

If you're going to remake Alice (or re-imagine, or tell a different collection of her stories), best to do it with out retrodding ground. It makes me sad, because I truly like him and his crazy story in Hollywood. Ah well.

on Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland Looks As Unnecessary As It Does Neat at July 28, 2009 1:31 AM
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One can' o chicken spine for m'lady.

That's my favorite part. The words, "Noq I'll just cut out his back" sound best said as casually as possible.

In reply to Sal's comment on Gwyneth Paltrow's Recipe For Roasted Chicken at July 25, 2009 2:51 AM
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"Come on, Baby Geniuses. You're never going to take down Babyco if you don't OPEN YOUR EYES."

Yes! Baby Geniuses ref--never forget!

on NYC Prep: Oh, Babies, What Have You Done? at July 16, 2009 2:28 AM
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No no no no NO.

*hoo*
Ok. I can see why someone might like elements (ELEMENTS.) of "Rachel Getting Married", but in no way was it a quality film. Playing devil's advocate, for the few positives you might say, "Nice costumes, occasionally." "The film, overally, LOOKS very pretty. Nice lighting." "Anne Hathaway, way to stretch your acting limbs slightly, despite some maudlin circumstances and lines!"
That's about all I can think of that wasn't bone-crushing bad.
But (SPOILER?) a movie that proudly features a dishwasher loading contest does not a 'great' film make.
A horrible soundtrack featuring nerve wrackingly-subpar musicianship that continues AND CONTINUES to continue and never shuts up throughout said film isn't a positive. Not including the constant "RACHEL/SYDNEY" chanting that permeated and destroyed any goodwill momentum throughout.
I could go on and on, and I'm sure that is what Gabe will do.
It is, friends, a horrific movie masking itself as a good one. And it got nominated for an Oscar. Isn't that enough? Do we all need to settle?
I personally nominated "Rachel" and I'm sure there are others out there who also did. I refuse to be alone on this one!

So you can keep your precious, whiney "Rachel". I don't care how many verbal darts are hurled my way. IT'S ALREADY NOMINATED--BOOM!

In reply to hiho's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 14, 2009 5:58 PM
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