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I for one cannot wait for next weeks' web page wallpaper, brought to you by 'The Time Travelers' Wife'

on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at June 19, 2009 6:40 PM
Score = 20

I like to think after 18+ hours of a steady diet of Zelda, whippets, Fruity Pebbles and Monster Energy Drink, an epiphany hit them to make this clip. So much so that clothes were an afterthought, simply to hide their Sonic the Hedgehog and pot leaf adorned Joe Boxers.

on Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit at June 19, 2009 3:24 PM
Score = 8

At least I'll be able to sleep knowing that the heir apparent to human-kinds survival is proficient in kick boxing, loves the Beta Band and doesn't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed

on The Independence Day After 2012 B.C. at June 19, 2009 12:24 PM
Score = 16

Aww, poor William. I heard he was going to buy her a resturant in the Hamptons, hoping to make things work. It's too bad he didn't know the real way to saving things was taking her to see '(500) Days of Summer'.

on There Will Be No More Heaven Cookies For William Joel at June 18, 2009 1:00 PM
Score = 0

Paul Blart: Protector of Sbarros

on Best New Party Game 4 at June 18, 2009 11:17 AM
Score = 13

and is there a movie called '500 Days of Summer' coming out?

on Spoiler Alert: Love Happens at June 18, 2009 9:53 AM
Score = 50

When my love realization happens to me, I too find it best to express said love by randomly running through an empty forest. But then I typically run into a pack of vampires who kill the moment.

on Spoiler Alert: Love Happens at June 18, 2009 9:52 AM
Score = 13

"Dad?"

"Yes Johnny"

"Did you make 'the Juror' with Ashton Kutcher's Grandma?"

"That's Demi Moore, his wife, and yes I did."

"Wow-huh. And did you call my sister a 'filthy little pig' on the phone?"

"I did. We had a misunderstanding and dad was frustrated."

"Oh. So does that mean you're frustrated when I make your scotch neat and not on the rocks and you call me 'dumb little prick'?"

on Alec Baldwin Has Some Bad News For 30 Rock Fans at June 16, 2009 4:25 PM
Score = -19

I'd like to throw out Never Back Down for the fact that its a wannabe 'Karate Kid' meets 'Roadhouse' minus Pat Morita, Ben Gazara and any sense of awesomeness.

And that its message is conflicted rage is justified as long as you beat up a bigger asshole than yourself.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Desperately Seeking Susan at June 15, 2009 7:44 PM
Score = 1

The first guy's got a big ass, the second a FUPA and the last is stashing a weed bulge. And they're all in the Mike Sever fan club.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Desperately Seeking Susan at June 15, 2009 7:32 PM
Score = 6