Becca

that beard is scrumtrulescent...

on Rufus Wainwright Debuts Opera, Beard at July 18, 2009 12:55 AM
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how about the soundtrack to velvet goldmine??? pretty AWESOME & exceptionally gay.

that's my sixpence....

on Out's 100 Greatest, Gayest Albums Of All Time at September 7, 2008 1:35 PM
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I thought The League was super funny this week. I wasn't jazzed about the premier, but it seemed to SORT OF find its footing this week.
Also, dick towels are more racist than band-aids. Just sayin'.

on Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel at November 7, 2009 12:38 AM
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What's this about Nick Kroll? (The League, every Thursday night on FX).

And can we assume this movie is straight to Logo?
Can't wait for the sequel... Tyler Perry's Awww Shoot! My Son's a Fruit!

on Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! at November 5, 2009 6:40 PM
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I like to think that Brendan Fraser and Tyra are having cybersex. Often.

In reply to werttrew's comment on You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap at November 5, 2009 5:53 PM
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So, basically.... you're a Dudeist.

In reply to lemonne's comment on If You Are Going To Have A Michael Jackson Seance, Keep It To Yourself at November 5, 2009 4:18 PM
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13 year olds... or Kanye West on his personal blog.
Synonyms?

In reply to Garmanbozia's comment on Keanu Reeves = Charlemagne (Because: Logic) at November 4, 2009 8:38 PM
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Cuirtis Jackson is pronounced Queertis Jackson, right?
Just checking.

on Cuirtis "50 Cant" Jickson's New Mavie Looks Greet! at November 4, 2009 7:31 PM
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Well, shit. Godsauce called me sugar bear yesterday. I guess that means I like to have sexual intercourse with animals and I am an animal with whom people like to have sexual intercourse.
Outside of the scope of juggalo furries, that statement holds up surprisingly well.....

In reply to kiss the pan's comment on Two Words: Juggalo Furries at November 2, 2009 3:49 PM
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This goes without saying, I'm sure, but THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!1!!11!

there may also be some DORIAN GRAY SHIT afoot... but one can never be sure....

on Keanu Reeves = Charlemagne (Because: Logic) at November 2, 2009 3:42 PM
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Great comments everyone. Really classic and funny, like the time I met Judy Greer at a wedding. She was the bridesmaid, of course.

on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at October 30, 2009 6:44 PM
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Oh, The League! My Nick Kroll fandom may have clouded my judgement, but I thought it was pretty funny. Not the best premier of all time or anything like that, but it was just dirty enough (which was pretty dirty, actually), plenty funny, has a great cast, and a sharp script.
And an Ed Hardy zinger... which is, of course, always hilarious.

What I wonder, though, is if when writers come up with stuff about people being totally creepy and ambiguous with kids, do they ever rethink it when they realize they have to get actual child actors to participate in these scenes. Because Nick Kroll (to whom my heart belongs) was a complete pedobear in The League's series premier.

on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at October 30, 2009 11:37 AM
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