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The lawyers must have said, "No." That's ok. Thanks for the upvotes, monsters. And thanks, to Gabe for allowing us to throw him under the bus so often.

on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 20, 2009 5:50 PM
Score = 9

That wasn't a beer! It was FAAAYYY-GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

on Uh Oh, My Ninjas, Dad Discovered Horrorcore at November 20, 2009 10:31 AM
Score = 15

Gabe's mom is alive? What is her secret to longevity? She's gotta be, what, 107???

In reply to pat3537's comment on Videogum's Teen Korner: Now Wut? at November 19, 2009 12:14 PM
Score = 7

Jeff Dunham, Jr. needs to work on his "Charlie Sheen voice" a little more.

on Charlie Sheen Wants To Give You $$$ To Pretend He Is Normal at November 18, 2009 1:41 PM
Score = 2

This video reinforces my position that the editing done by EverythingisTerrible makes everything much more terrible. In a good way. Kinda like how MJ made all things "bad" good.

on That's Your Boyfriend: Nick at November 18, 2009 10:16 AM
Score = 4

No, Gabe, I will not download your blog.

on The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon at November 17, 2009 5:58 PM
Score = 76

As MJ himself once said, "You know, I'm bad! I'm bad! You know it!"

In reply to werttrew's comment on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Children Do Not Want To See Captain Eo at November 17, 2009 5:12 PM
Score = 11

I read "always be positing" as "always be posting." And I was like, yeah, Videogum do always be posting. I can hardly keep up and it's great!

on Hey, What's Up With Lou Dobbs? at November 12, 2009 9:51 AM
Score = 17

Also available (IRL) for the Supafans:
Paul McCartney
Wayne Newton
Zachary Quinto
Michael Weatherly
Ving Rhames
ALL FREE! But, you do have to pay $.99 for Sugarland and Ty Burrell access. Duh!

on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at November 11, 2009 5:51 PM
Score = 8

I keep coming back to this post. Gabe was right. Lady Gaga does win.

on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 11, 2009 2:54 PM
Score = 4