Whyareyouyelling

I think you meant to say some comic book work and some Videogum commenting work. I'm not going to say which is more important because I think the answer is obvious. (Let's just say I haven't written an epic novel in the past 9 months or anything.) So about our club--you in? Because you're either with me or against me.

In reply to KajusX's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 13, 2009 9:35 PM
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I'm not sure if you're joking or not but if you're not, join the club. And I'm not being a jerk; I sort of think we should have an Unemployed Videogum Commenter Extraordinaire club. (I've been laid off since January. I think that is clear based on my comment.) Let me know when you start watching The View every day and yelling at the screen! That will be the first order of business for our club. Second: trying to manipulate comments so only we are at the Ball every week. It's a fun life!

In reply to KajusX's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 13, 2009 8:32 PM
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(This seems like the perfect time to try [again] to make the comment I found on the sneezing video a trend:) "Virgin!"

In reply to Funtastik's comment on Kids Just Feel Michael Jackson So, So Hard The Darndest Things at November 13, 2009 3:10 PM
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I thought official hipsters lived in not-up-to-code apartments in Williamsburg, fitting two or three to each room and foregoing sandwiches for money to pay for new belt buckles. But if they're all living at home, I now feel reassured that I am officially not a hipster (though I do really enjoy plaid shirts and also MIRACLE WHIIIIIP roof parties).

In reply to ihavetoreturnsomevideotapes's comment on Stephen Colbert Finally Takes On Big Miracle Whip at November 13, 2009 2:04 PM
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Yeah, it's confusing. Moms are making all the sandwiches, ya know? And sometimes dads--especially mine, who really does have a weird affinity for Miracle Whip. I have a jar of mayo in the fridge that's probably at least two years past its expiration date and still, these advertisements haven't moved me one bit. And I am the coolest of the cool.

In reply to Constantinople's comment on Stephen Colbert Finally Takes On Big Miracle Whip at November 13, 2009 1:12 PM
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I'm going to need some more Louis CK on Parks and Rec. STAT! (As Rashida Jones would say because she's a nurse. Occasionally.)

on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at November 13, 2009 12:46 PM
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Please let my eyes go back to a time before they saw :58 to 1:08. This image is going to be seared into my brain until I inevitably die on a plane trying to escape 2012.

on The Touching* Farewell Montage That Hank Deserves** at November 13, 2009 10:58 AM
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As Sue Sylvester would say (is quoting Glee a thing yet? I wish Soft Gabe were here....), when I saw The Notebook/National mash-up, I was aroused...then furious.

In reply to Trevor's comment on The Makers Of Saw Are Professors Business Over Here at November 13, 2009 10:42 AM
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One of the more recent comments simply says "Virgin." I think that may be my new "fake."

In reply to That One's comment on Kids Can't Stop Sneezing The Darndest Things at November 12, 2009 7:22 PM
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Anything Can Be Said. (Sorry, I do realize no one cares about Lloyd Dobler anymore even though 2012's fate [and a boombox] lies in his hands.)

on Best New Party Game 12 at November 11, 2009 2:57 PM
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