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The first line of the article? "Megan Fox is a fox." I cannot tell you what the second line is because facepalm.

on Megan Fox Is News at November 12, 2009 3:07 PM
Score = 18

On the plus side, it's good to finally see the deleted scenes from Bamboozled finally go online.

on Harry Connick Jr. + Australian Blackface = Eracism at October 8, 2009 9:50 AM
Score = 0

Beyonce will do the theme song, "All the Plastic Ladies."

on Hollywood Is Developing A Barbie Movie, Ladies! at September 24, 2009 10:11 AM
Score = 8

Last time they had a pro-casino measure where I live, they said the profits from the casinos would go to help gambling addicts. It's ironical.

on You Guys, We Should Buy More Lottery Tickets! at September 22, 2009 1:38 PM
Score = 7

Gabe, I'd like to suggest a Gran Torino drinking game. For every line of dialogue in the first twenty minutes that only serves as unnecessary exposition, take a sip. You'll be passed out before any of the likable stuff happens.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten at September 21, 2009 11:50 PM
Score = 4

I have a feeling that one guy says, "I came like a thousand times. Trust me" a lot.

on Boondock Saints 2 Definitely Looks Twice As Bad As Boondock Saints 1 at September 3, 2009 1:01 PM
Score = 10

I'm glad they've greenlit Big Momma's House 3 because I've been working on the script for Big Momma's House 4: Diabetes Type 4 for over a year now.

on Big Momma's House 3: Bigger Mommaer at September 3, 2009 12:46 PM
Score = 3

I know where Preeti's coming from. 9/11 inspired me to cry. I apologize for letting the terrorists win.

on Top Chef: These Flavor Profiles Don't Run at September 3, 2009 12:44 PM
Score = 5

I believe you mean the Nation of Smurflam.

In reply to Blondie's comment on What Are We Even Talking About Here, Chris Brown? at September 3, 2009 12:38 PM
Score = 3

The Maltese Falcon Crest
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on Best New Party Game 8 at September 2, 2009 10:06 PM
Score = 3