benjamin

First Lindsay, and now no more Man Style? You are tearing me apart, Videogum!!!

on Blade's Edge: The Gabe And Max Story at July 29, 2009 7:55 PM
Score = 18

You can't go back in time to kill comments.

In reply to heywoodjewbrome's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at July 24, 2009 8:01 PM
Score = 7

After a minute or so, the no-pants thing becomes old hat to me. It's his nipple hair that I find so transfixing.

on That's Your Boyfriend: Daniel Beddingfield Wedding Proposal Guy at July 16, 2009 4:52 PM
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So they'll get upset by this totally terrible idea, but Inglourious Basterds gets a free pass? Because Brad Pitt wants his Nahtzee scowlps, and then they kill Hitler (even though we know that killing Hitler is something you can't do)? Shenanigans, Germans. Go back to doing something you're good at, like making cars. Or sausages.

on Relax, Jews, Everyone Thinks The Britney Spears Holocaust Movie Is A Bad Idea at July 6, 2009 12:08 PM
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While I remain thoroughly impressed at his ability to act like some sort of clothing black hole (really, where do they go???), I must admit that I was disappointed that he didn't attempt to shove the car up his butt. Great performers are nothing if not consistent in their act, am I right?

on This Kid Has A Bright Future In World's Best Freakouts at July 2, 2009 10:56 AM
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Well, at least Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel is more family friendly (though infinitely less accurate) than the working title, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Gunz 2 Face.

on This Could Be Alvin And The Chipmunks 2's Oscar Year at June 30, 2009 4:14 PM
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Not even having the entire cast get "Mercury Poisoning" (that means a chronic case of lazy-assholitis, yes?) would make this show remotely compelling. I'd rather deprive myself of oxygen for 30-minutes than watch an episode, which I incidentally suspect would cause far less brain damage.

on An Open Letter From The Cast And Crew Of Entourage at June 30, 2009 1:38 PM
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Looks like she's gonna need a bigger server. *sniffle*

In reply to Becca's comment on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! at June 26, 2009 5:45 PM
Score = 11

To That's Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend, the innumerable cute-animal videos, and all the wonderful curios of the internet that you brought to us, Lindsay. All of us here that followed Videogum will most certainly miss your presence, but it's comforting to know that you're just a single bookmark away.

on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! at June 26, 2009 5:43 PM
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Between Lindsay's impending departure from Videogum and this unfortunately timed (yet nevertheless still terrible) video, it's safe to say that today's the day the LOL died. Hold us, Gabe; it's getting so very dark.

on Go To Bed, Twitter, It Is Your Bedtime at June 26, 2009 2:52 PM
Score = 28