Eric

You mean black? Haha, I can't wait for the Gabe post explaining why I am racist.

In reply to Alabama Chapstick's comment on Even Seth MacFarlane's Hands Are The Worst at November 29, 2008 7:23 PM
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Your blatant hate of Seth McFarlane notwithstanding, I must approve of your Super Troopers reference.

on Even Seth MacFarlane's Hands Are The Worst at November 29, 2008 7:22 PM
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I suggest that we have one representative of every race watch anything labeled "racist" and then rate it accordingly. As a Mexican, I rate this as "not racist" and also "not that funny".

As a writer, I rate Gabe's post as being "Gaybe".

on Jimmy Kimmel Is A Racist at November 29, 2008 7:19 PM
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If I were him I'd sit there and watch the whole damn video. You can putter while you're being rickrolled. And stroke your red hair.

on You Can Make It Up: Rick Astley Gets Rick Rolled at October 5, 2008 10:20 PM
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More like "Friday light disagreement". How about you retire this for a while and get back to some Double Dog Daring?

on Friday Fight: Who Would Make The Most Effective Get Out The Vote Ad? at October 5, 2008 10:17 PM
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What? Space Olympics? The hell was that?

on SNL: Just The Funny Parts at September 21, 2008 4:40 PM
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Dane Cook is always serious about being a retard.

In reply to mike d's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Mr. Brooks at September 21, 2008 4:39 PM
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These ads are unintentionally funny because (especially the third one) talks about offices and workplaces, you know, where you'd most likely USE a computer. I can't wait to see that rancher shovel up some "number two" with a PC, or that deep sea diver blog about sharks 50 feet beneath the water.

on New Microsoft Ads: We Don't Need No Fancy Big-City Elitist Computers That Work at September 21, 2008 4:37 PM
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Remember when everyone was like "Oh my God, haha Family Guy is so new and fresh and hysterically funny" and then those people looked around and saw other people saying the same thing and thus changed their original comment to "Pssh. Family Guy is so lame and predictable and lame and predictable. You guys are sheep. BAAAH" Presumably after uttering that statement those people then turned on their iPod and listened to The Shins because "no one realizes how cool The Shins are. Except me. I rule."

on Seth MacFarlane Contest As Horrible And Unfunny As Everything Seth MacFarlane Does at September 17, 2008 10:17 PM
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CHECK PLEASE!! AHAHAHA OH MY GOD. OH MAN. BRUCE WILLIS. BRUCE FREAKIN' WILLIS.

Thanks for taking the hit on that one, Gabe. I pass. What did you think of Pineapple Express? (speaking of action comedies)

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hudson Hawk at September 13, 2008 10:46 PM
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