TroyJMorris

Seriously, everyone is talking about the obvious phallic candy, but nobody is bothering to explain why they have plastic spoons in their headbands.

on There Is Always Real Life Money In The Real Life Banana Stand at June 30, 2009 3:35 PM
Score = 17

This whole comment and article is whiny.

on Jeremy Piven Confident That This Fish Lie Is Eventually Going To Stick at June 19, 2009 3:50 PM
Score = -6

Minus point for no helicopter

on You Can Make It Up: Michael Bay Has A Brainstorming Session at June 18, 2009 8:13 PM
Score = 4

Trnslation of 'movie poster' is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant

on French Movie Posters Are The Best Movie Posters at June 18, 2009 8:10 PM
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To be fair, it started out small with just a couple bunnies, but after a couple days they made hundreds.

on Nobody, Not Even Oregon, Can Keep This Woman Away From Bunnies at June 18, 2009 2:19 PM
Score = 3

Yeah, duh. They're even making a documentary about it.

Half of your examples failed to be constants.

on Weird Al Don't Ever Die at June 16, 2009 1:53 PM
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I think Costa Rico could provide a vivid backdrop for story telling here.

For instance, there are lots of volcanoes in Costa Rico. Perhaps they all explode at once and the only way to save the entire nation is to create a giant shield at a cost of 14 millions dollars, which conveniently is the prize money in the Online Poker Championships.

Fucking. Gold.

on Could Anything Be More Boring For A Movie Plot Than Online Gambling? at June 16, 2009 12:35 PM
Score = 4

He has my dream.

on Andy Rooney Accidentally Plagiarizes 1981 SNL Parody Of Himself at June 15, 2009 5:23 PM
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She keeps moving around, like her body is going through meth withdrawals.

on Newsbusted: Oh Look, It's Another Attempt At A Conservative Daily Show at June 15, 2009 2:36 PM
Score = 6