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"I am going to watch Twilight" is the single most exciting sentence I have ever read on the internet.

on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 13, 2009 5:57 PM
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Russian Roullette is not the same without a Lady Gaga.

In reply to BobFreakinVila's comment on Rihanna Keeps It A Little Too Real at November 13, 2009 5:45 PM
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Videogum be posting is always nice, but Videogum be posting always is better!

In reply to Dish's comment on Hey, What's Up With Lou Dobbs? at November 12, 2009 9:56 AM
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Don't worry, I am also from Ottawa (with an A in the middle, GABE), so there are at least two Ottawa Monsters in existence. We can form an O-Town Monster Gang and huddle together in fear.

In reply to Elliot's comment on This Is Your Rapper: Joe Somebody at November 11, 2009 1:49 AM
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Yeah. Its your boy Marcus, and this message is dedicated to Bangs, who likes to go to the movies. You know? Let me take you to the movies, Bangs. I'm sure later on you will be my baby. Let me take you to the movies. Lets sit down and just be by my side, I got the popcorn and I know what else you like. Hey Bangs, you are really looking nice. Let me take you to the movie, because I know you like. You got nothing to worry about, hold the popcorn and the drink, let me pay the money so we can get in. Now hold my hand, and take a step to the door. Lets sit on those two chairs, alone, watching a movie, so we can see what's going on. If you don't like to watch you can lean on my chest, take a rest, do your best, baby Bangs. HA. Let me take you to the movie, Bangs. I hope you enjoyed the movie, because I did too. If you wanna go again, just holla at me. Baby Bangs, we can make it to be better than before. Anything you want me to do, I can do it for sure. You can be my Cinderella. When it rain, you can stand under my umbrella. I know it make us feel better. I'm not like the other boys. I'm different guy, coming from the sky. Whatever I say, I never lie. Just let me know if you wanna go somewhere, YEAH. Let me take you to the movie Bangs. Hey Bangs, where you at, where you going, can I see you later, because I can see you busy right now. Meet me at the shop about 4 o'clock. Don't forget, and don't be late. I can't tell you what to do when you come back. I still remember when you told me, "take me to the movie". Friday night, that's right. What time is it now? It's half past three. My man Bangs said he be back about half an hour. Let me go and take a shower. Dress good. Put some perfume so I can smell good. Let me take you the movie. Yeah Bangs. You can go to the movie any time you like, you know what I mean? But guess who you gonna call? Your baby boy Marcus. Because you still get a chance. You know what I mean? AHA. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Woah. Um. Lets sit down and just be by my side, I got the popcorn I know what else you like. You like. You like. You like.

on Bangs Addresses The Haters at November 6, 2009 9:39 AM
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So you're all astronauts...on some kind of Star Trek?

on "I Love You, Mr. Star Wars" And Other Famous Movie Quotes at November 5, 2009 12:28 PM
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Woah.

on Keanu Reeves = Charlemagne (Because: Logic) at November 2, 2009 9:40 AM
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I saw this on TBS and was totally going to send this in as a tip, but thought it was too old to send in and that Gabe would make fun of me for tipping something so old. But Gabe would not have; it could have been my name in that tip bracket! Anyways, well done Debby and Daniel for having the courage I so completely lacked.

on The Barack Obama Chia Pet Seems Like A Reasonable Thing To Exist at October 19, 2009 4:53 PM
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Max is basically a Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master.

on The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are at October 19, 2009 1:23 PM
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I've got to agree with you on 30 Rock. As much as I enjoy 30 Rock and love Tina Fey, sometimes its like "Okay, Tina Fey, I get it, you are adorable." It took me a few episodes to really start enjoying it for just that reason, whereas with something like Arrested Development or even The Office, I was on board circa episode one.

In reply to talkingstove's comment on Thursday Night TV Open Thread at October 16, 2009 12:29 PM
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