Cassandra Skye

Yes. But we can all agree here that Lauren has great hair. And this is why we must view each and every episode, to ensure her locks-o'-magnificence are still present. Also, I would really like to see Heidi's "cowboy" pa become a "homicidal maniac" and "blow" Spencie's "face" off when he finds out that the honeymoon will, in fact, NOT take place on his rootin' tootin' campy country ranch back in Teeex-ass. Ooo-ee!

on The Hills: Lauren Conrad's Penultimate Attempt At Relevance at June 6, 2009 12:56 AM
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Let's not forget about the pseudo-engagement of the lovers stoned.. what was it that our dear friend, Ye Olde Burnout, used to propose to Lily again? A piece of measuring tape, was it? Or did he just fashion a ring out of their stolen illegal vegetation (courtesy of Chuck the Schmuck)? Either way I'm sure Lilz will plan on wearing that little gem for a great many months to come until the wondrous horror of the wedding itself takes place.

on Gossip Girl: Season Finale at June 6, 2009 12:43 AM
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bffl: BEX, EHM, ISN'T IT LIKE... IRONIC THAT UHM, YOU GOT LIKE A JOB AT A SAVINGS MAG, LIKE? BUT I GUESS ITS FINE BECAUSE YOU KNOW, YOU ARE LIKE SUPER CUTE.
isla fischer: O SRY CHIHUAHUA-LIKE BEST FRIEND, NO COMPRENDE 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW I ONLY SPEAK LIKE., FINNISH AND HOOCH-- GUCCI. BTW, TEXT ME L8TR AND REMIND ME TO GOOGLE THAT FINANCE STUFF K? LULZ I AM SO CUTE

on Women, Stop Be Shoppin'! at April 17, 2009 12:31 AM
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lj'd the shit out of that eyesex action with spence and le bartend. close vis-à-vis encounters of the third kind have never looked so deliciously hedonistic.

on The Hills: What Doesn't Kill You Almost Kills You at April 17, 2009 12:17 AM
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DEAL W/ IT GG, CHARLES BIGASS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. WE WANT ALL OF HIM, CROISSANTS AND NOM'S INCLUDED. AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW DHUMPH IS GOING TO GET SOME SRS BSNS LITERARY ANALYSES OUT OF BIGASS' NEW LOVEHANDLES.

on Ed Westwick Is Fat, And He Ruined His Pants at April 17, 2009 12:03 AM
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O HAI TEACH, PEDOSEX IN LE SWANKY CLOSETE? THE UPPER EAST SIDE ISN'T THE ONLY REGION I SORT OF KNOW MY WAY AROUND..

on Gossip Girl: All The World Is, Like, Totally A Stage, Or Whatever at April 16, 2009 11:57 PM
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