An American Patriot

FUND THE fuck out OF THIS film.

In reply to Girl Friday's comment on Charlie Sheen Wants To Give You $$$ To Pretend He Is Normal at November 18, 2009 1:37 PM
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I THINK we should ALL SUBMIT AN official VIDEOGUM entry TO THIS contest!

EVERYONE GATHER your boyfriends! AND WHOEVER'S dad that WAS IN THE A/V ROOM! ALSO, we'll NEED you and YOU. Let's NOT BRING that one sex OFFENDER guy though.

C'MON, Y'ALL let's fuckin PAINT, EXERCISE, and make a
DAMN MOVIE for MARTIN Sheen.

In reply to kiss the pan's comment on Charlie Sheen Wants To Give You $$$ To Pretend He Is Normal at November 18, 2009 1:31 PM
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Man some PEOPLE ARE JUST fuckin PSYCHO-ASS attention SEEKERS. Fuckin DISGRACEFUL, y'all KNOW?

on Charlie Sheen Wants To Give You $$$ To Pretend He Is Normal at November 18, 2009 1:15 PM
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FUCK. You win.

In reply to Ginger Ball Z's comment on The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon at November 17, 2009 6:02 PM
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HAHA you have JUST REMINDED me of THIS GREAT image a fellow VIDEOGUM poster (Max the King of ALL Wild THINGS FUCKIN masterly created):

In reply to benw's comment on The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon at November 17, 2009 6:00 PM
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"TURBO KILL mode: ENGAGED."

on The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon at November 17, 2009 5:56 PM
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WHEN YOU get GO THROUGH a divorce AND THEN get hit by A CAR, SON, your perspective ON SHIT changes.

In reply to hlebtastic's comment on Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being at November 17, 2009 3:56 PM
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LOOK, hlebtastic, before you START TESTING me, let me just POINT OUT that it's OKAY FOR SOMEONE'S opinions on SOMETHING TO shift. FUCK, IMAGINE IF we all sat around CIRCLE-JERKING OUR beliefs over and OVER AGAIN. I once LIKED PALIN BECAUSE I was under THE IMPRESSION she was LIKE ME: SOMEONE who wants a smaller government THAT JUST DOES its job.

AFTER READING THINGS AND educating my fuckin self ABOUT THIS chick, I have come TO THE CONCLUSION that she IS A GIANT fuckin fake. AND I HATE that. So I apologize IF YOU THINK I'm some fuckin "character" that CAN ONLY act in some predictable PATTERN, but--guess what?--I can change what THE HELL I think, DIAPERFACE, AS I am an INTELLIGENT, HUMAN capable of MAKING RATIONAL decisions.

In reply to hlebtastic's comment on Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being at November 17, 2009 2:24 PM
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WELL I'M A fan of you AND YOUR anti-heroic WAYS, DON.

In reply to Don Draper's comment on One Thing's For Sure: These Guys Are Definitely Booty Dancing In A Graveyard at November 17, 2009 2:01 PM
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YOU SKIPPED MY points. And pete^3's FOR THAT matter.

In reply to pcbowen's comment on Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being at November 17, 2009 12:16 PM
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