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As a (formally*) crazy eyed sexually promiscuous nymph I can assure you of two things: he is gay and she has daddy issues.

*ish

on There's No Safe Way To Have Sex With Crazy-Eyes Nymphets at May 12, 2009 6:04 AM
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I'm adding this to my list of 'things I will never do. Not even for money. No, not even that much money. No, you don't even have that amount of money. Let's just leave it now, I'm uncomfortable discussing the concept of having weights dangling from one's nether regions'

Which is a list longer than you might expect.

on How To Peace Out With "Genital Weightlifting" at April 2, 2009 12:05 PM
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Before the internet people like Abigail Adams, Napolean, and Elizabeth Barrett Browning would write letters of beauty, elegance and love to the soul mates they were separated from.

Now we have the internet and this is what happens.

I hope you're happy Tim Berners-Lee. I hope you are very happy with what you have done.

on This Is A Secret Message To Charlie: Run! at March 31, 2009 5:00 PM
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'It's... him'. The one man ticker tape parade guy. Look out!

on Nothing Can Prepare You For The C Me Dance Trailer at March 31, 2009 12:37 PM
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Whenever I invite homeless people to join my touring Christian rock band they hardly ever say yes.

on Praise Band: The Movie at March 30, 2009 5:28 PM
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It's definitely wrong to find this incredibly erotic isn't it? I don't. At all. No way. no how. I'm just asking 'cos my err... friend thinks so.

on This Is What A Hipster Dude Sleepover Is Like at March 30, 2009 4:46 PM
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