Max the King of All Wild Things
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Man, I bet if Kurt was still alive he would have no problem with this at all! Right you guys? Guys?
on Guitar Hero 5 Lets You Be Kurt Cobain at August 25, 2009 10:27 AMScore = 5
So this is on the soundtrack for New Moon, right?
on New Wolfmother - "New Moon Rising" at August 19, 2009 12:52 PMScore = 0
There will be riots if this EP doesn't come out.
on Radiohead Wall Of Ice EP Out Monday? at August 14, 2009 7:22 PMScore = 2
Watercolors?
It's a bit more complicated than that.
In reply to billypilgrimisunstuck's comment on New Animal Collective Video - "Summertime Clothes" at June 12, 2009 7:44 PMScore = 2
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY STEREOGUMZ?!?!?
on Bill Maher Interviews M.I.A. at May 31, 2009 2:20 PMScore = 4
nope. I was a little surprised that's the part she was singing. I guess I had just assumed it was Chris from the rip I have. Still an amazing song, even though I slightly prefer Chris.
In reply to ok's comment on Grizzly Bear Does "Two Weeks" Live For The First Time With Victoria From Beach House at March 27, 2009 7:22 PMScore = 1
The second one from the right is just mindblowing. Like, that's not even painted on; that shit is photoshopped. Incredible.
Also, I watched Memento. WOW.
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I read that and had to double check with myself that that was the shitty one, right? That makes sense. They are adults making intelligent decisions.
In reply to That One's comment on Exclusive First Look At MTV's New Teen Wolf at September 1, 2009 6:00 PMScore = 2
Someone didn't use Ubik as directed.
In reply to Um wtf?'s comment on Norm MacDonald's Reign As "Best Late Night Guest" Remains Unbroken at September 1, 2009 10:30 AMScore = 2
Thanks, Gabe. Now I cannot wait until I'm a Half-Lifer, explaining to my kids--as things around me revert back to some older form, and Jory tries to eat me away--who the hell Norm MacDonald is and why they should care. I wonder if I can offer them Werther's Orignals from half-life.
on Norm MacDonald's Reign As "Best Late Night Guest" Remains Unbroken at September 1, 2009 10:23 AMScore = 2
Hey I read it as "This fellow's at..." so it still worked. No worries. You're not creating an OligarhY over here or anything.
In reply to pep's comment on Breaking Fart News (Get It?): Horse Race Edition at September 1, 2009 9:56 AMScore = 16
You know what the jockey did as a reaction though? He stood up on some visually hidden crate and then knocked everything over before jumping off. It was so dramatic!
Score = 5
I never saw Fire in the Sky. Is it worth putting on my Netflix?
I feel like aliens have to exist, but I don't understand why people are so batshit crazy about them or think the aliens would be batshit crazy or whatever. I feel like they'd probably be equal parts awesome and fucking retarded like us. They likely have their own Glenn Becks and whatever.
Score = 3
I am so sorry I made this post. I regret it immensely, you guys.
In reply to Max the King of All Wild Things's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula at August 31, 2009 9:43 PMScore = 2
I liked the book better. Way hotter.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula at August 31, 2009 9:38 PMScore = 5
No it is really bad because it can't even explain away where things come from in any slightly logical way. Like, even bad sci fi shit tries to operate by rules, but this show just makes them up as they go! And, to be fair, there is plenty of shitty stuff on SyFy that makes up rules as it goes, but 6 million people do not watch it.
In reply to xena warrior princess's comment on True Blood: This Show Would Be Off The Rails, If It'd Had Any In The First Place at August 31, 2009 9:30 PMScore = 2
Was referring to Marcel Duchamp, who is not known for watercolors. Unless Vulva is known for watercolors. But last I checked, (s)he was a fictional character.
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