Zzyzx

Jason sat up in his over sized bed looked to his left and stared blankly at the sleeping naked 20 something that had sex with him last night after she realized he was that one dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and sighed deeply. "I guess he'll call me tomorrow," he mumbled to himself as he got up to walk downstairs a fix some breakfast.

on Jason Segel's Phone Number: A Videogum Everywhere "Mission" at November 20, 2009 10:21 AM
Score = 3

"Be a millionaire, have a baby by me," Fitty thought to himself before realizing it would be impossible to impregnate Taylor Lautner. "Maybe we can adopt?"

on The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Celebrity Red Carpet! at November 17, 2009 4:01 PM
Score = 7

I got your back. If it wasn't for the Prisoner(original) there would be no Lost. Netflix it if you haven't seen it. Also just got released on Blu-Ray or will be in the very near future.

In reply to Ning's comment on Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes! at November 16, 2009 9:32 PM
Score = 0

I blame soft Gabe and Glee. Middle America isn't going to watch Kelsey Grammer sitcoms and us blue states are too busy watching Glee. So no one watched Hank.

on The Touching* Farewell Montage That Hank Deserves** at November 13, 2009 10:53 AM
Score = 13

Wow if we didn't need more proof that 2012 was the last year of our lives.

on The Makers Of Saw Are Professors Business Over Here at November 13, 2009 10:49 AM
Score = 3

I want to be ashamed for being excited to seeing this, but then I see the list of stars in this(plus G4's[and Slamming Salmon's] Olivia Munn) makes me think that maybe besides the shitty excuse for a trailer that probably(maybe) there is something in the other slightly less than two hours of footage not shown that makes this a movie that we will all add to our "we are all cooler than our friends because they just don't get what is amazing movie collection."
Then again Robert Altman is dead so ensemble casted movies are yet to be proven to be anything but a quick paycheck for said actors while the director is too star struck to actually direct them. I hope for the former and not the latter.

on Date Night Of A Thousand Stars at November 13, 2009 10:44 AM
Score = 0

best line, "A ghost wrote the book."

on You Can Make It Up: People Tell Carrie Prejean What An Asshole She Is at November 13, 2009 7:34 AM
Score = 7

I find it funny that the host of GUTS(Kurt's dad Michael O'Malley) doesn't have the guts to stand up to anonymous hate calls.

on Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I'm Still Tasteless at November 13, 2009 3:44 AM
Score = 1

not with a bang but with a fist bump

In reply to grasshopper's comment on MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag at November 11, 2009 9:08 PM
Score = 21

I hope this doesn't delay production on Bad Boys 3

on Finally, Sheneneh And Wanda On The Big Screen! at November 10, 2009 7:02 PM
Score = 2