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on It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards! at November 20, 2009 1:13 AM
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OH.MY.GOD. I can't believe it me this long to realize that I know the guy who agreed to produce Jeff Dunham's wines. Can I still be friends with him knowing this exists?

on It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards! at November 20, 2009 1:13 AM
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I feel like last week you were too harsh on Taylor Swift and this week you're too forgiving for January Jones' lazy job.

on Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes! at November 16, 2009 5:40 PM
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No matter how catchy her songs are, I'll never be able to get past the fact that she is best friends with Perez Hilton. How has that black hole not sucked her in yet?

on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 11, 2009 6:08 PM
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Oh sorry honey, I know you like your privacy when your making your little tapes in the basement, but I just had to make you this cup of lemon tea with honey. And here's a few Ricola. You're doing so well!

on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Five at November 2, 2009 4:00 PM
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I upvoted you just because of your amazing Toby icon.
While on the topic of Degrassi, I would axe Emma Nelson. She would succumb to her anorexia, gonorrhea-by-way-of-blow-job-in-the-ravine, and pot brownies.

In reply to Hannah's comment on Who Should Die On TV? at October 15, 2009 4:56 PM
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Louis C.K. has been a great addition to P&R, his scenes with Amy Poehler have been great and I love his overly pragmatic personality. His date with Leslie even allowed for Rashida Jones to have a great scene. Normally I don't like her, but I Lots of Laffed at their practice date.

on Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread! at October 9, 2009 7:09 PM
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on Pro-Tip: Newscasters, Use Your "Fucks" Wisely at September 17, 2009 11:52 AM
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Carrot Top look like an Adonis made of wax whose face got too close to a flame. The melted look, like Fergie!

on America Needs To Stop With This Carrot Top Bashing at September 11, 2009 6:13 PM
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Oh Kristen Bell, how far you have fallen from your days on Veronica Mars. Couples Retreat, now this?
And oh shit! 3OH!3 (who taught me not to trust a hoe) and Katy Perry are doing a collaboration?
"Hello bullet"
"Hello brain"

on This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome at August 17, 2009 11:12 PM
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