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on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Roman Polanski Is A Flight Risk at October 20, 2009 2:12 PMScore = 1
Well I was about to go see my local middle school's adorable rendition of LSoH, but I guess I CAN'T NOW THANKS A LOT YOU GUYYYZ! First Orphan, now this? It's like a spoiler factory in here, and I don't mean the things on cars but that would be Spike TV "Very Masculine."
on Yes, Monsters, The Footage Of Conan O'Brien Falling And Hitting His Head at September 29, 2009 10:51 AMScore = 4
He lives in a house where everything is 1991. I can't wait until he discovers Kris Kross and the Super Nintendo.
on Kids Narrate Video Games Into Their Own Insane Storylines The Darndest Things at September 24, 2009 12:35 PMScore = 24
To be fair, Time isn't saying Glenn Beck is slowly destroying the very foundation this country stands upon. They're just asking: "What if he is?" And does he have a house full of Honduran sex slaves in his basement? He probably doesn't! But somebody has to ask the tough questions.
on Is Glenn Beck Bad For America? at September 18, 2009 11:15 AMScore = 9
I wore my balloon shorts to work today. My boss was mad until I showed her this dance. Now every Friday is balloon shorts Friday.
on TGIF, Right, You Guys? at September 18, 2009 9:46 AMScore = 19
The unemployed heroes line just got a little more Ernie Anastos.
on Pro-Tip: Newscasters, Use Your "Fucks" Wisely at September 17, 2009 10:37 AMScore = 10
"If you can't have the revolution, you might as well have a great breakfast."
I've been thinking this one over. It's really a pretty sad philosophy, although taken out of context, and having not seen the rest of the show, I have no idea if it references something else. But it's sad nonetheless. I guess if this is in the early eighties, they're old enough to be young hippies who didn't get their big cultural revolution and are now stuck in the suburban household they fought so desperately against (the "great breakfast"). It's sad, when you realize, unlike other generations, they're forced by society into their own hell. Terrifying. Yet it's a hell they created themselves. It's punishment for speaking out against the system. A sad and awful, self-created hell.
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on thirtysomething: Housewarming at September 16, 2009 11:58 PMScore = 1
Little Prince is your boyfriend. You do drugs in a tiny unstable house on the horizon.
on Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened at September 16, 2009 4:11 PMScore = 16
He should write the new Anne Frank movie. Oscars all around.
on Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane at August 13, 2009 11:08 AMScore = 8
Vampire Barbies? That's horrifying. Definitely not appropriate for my teenage son.
on Twilight Barbies Are A Useful Reminder That Twilight Is For Children at August 11, 2009 4:57 PMScore = 7
Or maybe this video is from 1991 because it's one of Gabe's childhood videos that he is now posting for our entertainment (unless of course he's so old all he has is gramophone recordings of him playing hoop-stick).
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Score = 10