K-Mo

Realize though, that for the most part, most of the secondary ticket sales market gets their tickets from Ticketmaster.

I worked for a ticket broker for awhile and I'd say a good deal of the tickets we sold we simply bought off of Ticketmaster.com

In reply to CN's comment on Billy Corgan Endorses Ticketmaster/Live Nation Merger at March 13, 2009 2:05 AM
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Because real bears are divas!

In reply to GodspeedLaika's comment on Hey, Boo! Boo! at November 7, 2009 10:10 PM
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Why does Hollywood have such a boner for awkward cartoon-to-live action adaptations? This movie is going to be like 75% CGI anyway, why not just go the full route and make it one big disappointing cartoon movie instead of doing another Ice Age or whatever. I mean, why not save money in this economy and just pay your actors to come in to do a week of voice acting instead of spending six months shooting them outside in the woods talking to a tennis ball on a stick.

on Hey, Boo! Boo! at November 6, 2009 5:04 PM
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Not to be King of the Geeks over here, but Disney isn't making Voyage of the Dawn Treader, it's been sold off to Fox. So yeah, someone else has been working on it while Disney dicks around with this kind of stuff.

In reply to dafs's comment on The Prince Of Persia Trailer Totally Makes Plenty Of Sense at November 3, 2009 2:09 PM
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Sometimes I feel sad for news like this, because it's as if they just made the big announcement that they're going to be filming a bomb. When they list off the celebrities providing voices in the movie, it's as if they're giving a list of people who have agreed to pretend this movie won't be garbage for the few months between when the movie is filmed and when it inevitably ends up in a Wal-Mart bargain bin being handled by yokels who declare "I forgot they even made this movie" before tossing it aside.

Case in point, do you remember that Jason Lee voice Underdog movie they did a year or two ago? Did you remember it BEFORE I mentioned it?

Marmaduke will be 2010's Underdog.

on Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason at November 3, 2009 2:02 PM
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Store
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prance

on Best New Party Game 10 at October 27, 2009 6:12 PM
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The latest bit of crazy from this already crazy story is that Richard Heene was all scared for 2012 being the end of the world and so he acted in the most rational way possible: he created a hoax in order to get a reality show and use the money from said show to build an anti-apocalypse bunker.

It's like, wow, entitled much? I'd like an anti-apocalypse bunker too, but you don't see me creating balloon hoaxes and media shitstorms over here.

on Happy One Week Anniversary, Bubble Boy at October 22, 2009 5:21 PM
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What I don't understand is how they could have had this three county manhunt for the kid and never bother to check the garage.

on Falcon Heene Was In The Attic, And Now He Is Puking On TV at October 16, 2009 2:56 PM
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I think the second a company claims their advertising is viral, it instantly stops being viral and starts being annoying.

on Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Seth Green Mugging Stuff Is Fake at October 13, 2009 2:41 PM
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I really like the whole "Splatter!" tacked on at the end. It's almost as if he's teaching new vocabulary on some fucked up macabre Sesame Street for children whose parents don't love them.

on That's Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman at October 6, 2009 5:13 PM
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Ain't nothing "inevitable" about it, they already made it. Although it was called "Disaster Movie" not "Disaster Flick." Judging by the trailer it was about pop culture references who hang out while debris falls around them and someone shakes the camera.

In reply to Captain Boring of the S.S. Shut Up's comment on Good News! We Don't Have To See 2012! at October 2, 2009 1:30 PM
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