sam

Looks like somebody sprang for the 72oz big gulp of haterade this morning...

on An Open Letter To The Summer Of 2010 at July 22, 2009 9:49 AM
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...you're new to the Internet, aren't you?

In reply to Ellamental's comment on The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review at July 12, 2009 6:19 PM
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Golden robot outfit: $130
30 feet of wardrobe-quality aluminum foil: $75
Terrible, terrible visual effects: $12.75 + one 'large' bag of Chee-tohs
Getting to choreograph 3-person dance routines without worrying the other girls are going to bitch about "getting to sing" or "making creative decisions:" Priceless.

on With "Sweet Dreams," Beyonce Revolutionizes The "Single Ladies" Music Video Industry at July 9, 2009 9:36 PM
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Ok, Mr High-and-Mighty Arbiter of Rap Qualifiers, what do you think about the new all-rap movie? It appears to be written by a Legitimate Rap Person, but also appears to have hit almost every rock in its path on its long tumble from the top of Worst Mountain.

on In Case You Have Forgotten The Movement To End Fake Rap at July 8, 2009 8:25 PM
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I mean, so what if he does come out, like, next season? We get to watch him entertain a bullshit fashion P.R. (e.g.) internship and annoy twinks on college nights in Hell's Kitchen? Do we want that?

on NYC Prep: Christmas In July at July 8, 2009 4:54 PM
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Dude, it's a REMIX.

In reply to david's comment on That's Your Boyfriend: Captyn Zodiak at July 8, 2009 9:23 AM
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1)I'm surprised this wasn't co-produced by Mr. Skin.
2)You can tell this are serious film by how the soundtrack is given higher billing than anyone who actually did anything related to the movie itself.

on The Jennifer's Body Red Band Trailer's Title Card Writer Has Got To Be Kidding Me at July 7, 2009 8:52 AM
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This might be the most Imminent Death Syndrome afflictees in recorded history.

on Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus Was Clearly $10 Well Spent at May 12, 2009 12:14 PM
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2nd'd. That girl's gonna leave the nest someday, and meet a lovely gay couple in a loveless sham of a marriage, and she'll be reminded of the folks back home, and her eyes will be opened. Perez is actively and consciously hurting the universe more often than not (when he's not taking breaks to ask frightened, undereducated clotheshorses pointed questions on hotbutton issues.)

In reply to dafs's comment on Miss California And Perez Hilton Star In The New NOM Commercial at April 30, 2009 11:04 AM
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Tyler Perry's Wall Street II: A New Dope

on What Should Be The Tagline For Wall Street 2? at April 29, 2009 8:13 PM
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