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And my day is ruined.
Remember the days? REMEMBER THEM!???!! How did we get here? Where the fuck are we?
SHITVILLE: Population? My dreams. FUCK Y'ALL.

on New Weezer Video - "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To" at October 26, 2009 8:03 PM
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"'Kiss me on da dick, doe.' Lil Wayne (overheard speaking to his 'Daddy')" - AP

on Lil Wayne Facing Year In Jail at October 26, 2009 7:57 PM
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yeah it will be such a shame when the masses can dictate who will succeed rather than a powerful, faceless, and heartless corporate machine.

on Lily Allen Gets Big Pink Remix, Calls Out Ed O'Brien at September 15, 2009 7:23 PM
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"absolutely awful"?? little hyperbolic are we?
what is so offensive about this? nice little jam. nice little beat.

In reply to Logan's comment on New Kid Cudi (Feat. MGMT & Ratatat) - "Pursuit Of Happiness" at September 9, 2009 3:25 PM
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"Still gonna buy it and listen to it tons and probably even like it but it won't be very good."
too real.

In reply to King of Carrot Flowers's comment on Julian Casablancas Plays First Solo Show In Tokyo at September 1, 2009 2:37 AM
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that beat is excellent

In reply to omg's comment on Jay-Z Hearts Grizzly Bear, Empire Of The Sun at September 1, 2009 2:22 AM
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yesh.

In reply to Jake el Snake's comment on Weird Tapes Remix Instamatic at August 7, 2009 4:14 PM
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hold me

on New Major Lazer Video - "Pon De Floor" at August 5, 2009 3:48 PM
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noice

on Adam Yauch Checks In at August 5, 2009 3:46 PM
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In the view's defense, they are idiots. This is important to remember.

on An Open Letter To The Ladies Of The View On The Subject Of Rape at November 18, 2009 7:15 PM
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She can forget it.

In reply to The Defeatery's comment on An Open Letter To The Ladies Of The View On The Subject Of Rape at November 18, 2009 7:13 PM
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Shake it, baby.

In reply to Duke Nukem's comment on The First 10 Minutes Of The Carter at November 18, 2009 1:34 PM
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I'd like to see him live FOREVER after getting bitten nine times!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....

on The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Celebrity Red Carpet! at November 18, 2009 12:41 AM
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"Mom I want to go to Disneeeeeeeeey.."
"Just shut the hell up Susan Jr. It's for kids anyway. You're 16 for christ's sake."
"But they have aerosmith rock n roll rollercoaster."
"get me a fucking beer."
- Marketing

In reply to Frank Lloyd Wrong's comment on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Children Do Not Want To See Captain Eo at November 17, 2009 11:17 PM
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they tolerate and breed your shit on Fox, but this is CNN for christ's sake.
we have standards?

on Hey, What's Up With Lou Dobbs? at November 12, 2009 11:09 AM
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that's real pain. i feel it with you, but without real world reminders: it lives in my heart.

In reply to The New Sound's comment on The Carter Documentary Looks Great/:( at November 10, 2009 2:24 AM
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"Moohoffttan", starring, Moody Allen

on Best New Party Game 11 at November 4, 2009 9:26 PM
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In reality some people i know call me "Forman" sometimes because i guess my personality is like the character Topher Grace plays on "That '70s Show," but I don't see it as much. I also have red hair. I'm the lovechild of Donna and Eric.
But real.

on Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? at November 4, 2009 9:22 PM
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