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It's got what America craves!
In reply to jeevus's comment on The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review at July 11, 2009 10:13 PMScore = 4
So get Firefox with Adblocker and you'll never see them again. Quit whining about ads, everyone.
In reply to nightheat's comment on Inglourious Basterds Now Being Directly Marketed To Assholes at July 7, 2009 12:40 PMScore = 19
I've always kind of hated Kelly Clarkson's songs and wondered if she had signed some kind of deal with the devil to get so popular, but recently I have begun to realize that she is actually sort of cool. This sort of thing helps.
on Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World at June 24, 2009 1:52 AMScore = 2
I work in a grocery store, and I stare at the covers of tabloids all day from behind my checkstand. Jon and Kate are on most of them, but personally I'm much more interested in the story about Michelle Obama's secret pregnancy, which will once and for all prove that Barack is not gay. Why hasn't FOX picked up this story?!
on So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please? at June 23, 2009 12:29 PMScore = 7
Yeah...what does this have to do with Evian again?
In reply to Ashley's comment on Dancing Baby Technology Has Barely Improved In The Last 13 Years at June 16, 2009 2:56 PMScore = 2
New Weird Al songs leave me damp in the trousers.
on Weird Al Don't Ever Die at June 16, 2009 12:15 PMScore = 1
To be an accurate representation of Tulsa, this video needed more shots of morbidly obese white people in sweat pants. At least according to my Tulsa-dwelling brother's descriptions of the horrors he encounters there.
on Hero Rescues Baby Raccoons From Vending Machine at June 16, 2009 12:12 PMScore = 1
I just like that the soap is called "Fairy." Isn't that mildly offensive?
on "Do You Need To Go Pee-Pee?" at June 11, 2009 12:38 AMScore = -2
"No Homer, I won't make fun of you. Bit I will suggest there may be better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football."
Or with Hugh Grant's foot.
Score = 4
Family Guy is at least funny about 25% of the time, and if I turn it on late at night I can usually laugh a little and generally not feel the urge to punch something. This, though, is a vast vortex of suck from which no humor will ever escape. Not a single thing in this trailer made me want to watch the show. I can't imagine there was a huge fan demand for this.
on The Cleveland Show Is Going To Be Even Worse Than We Thought! at June 9, 2009 11:00 AMScore = 7
I saw that the other day: that was a great cover! Kudos to whoever came up with that.
Permalink for HB's comment on So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please? at June 23, 2009 5:36 PMScore = 0