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There is absolutely nothing cool about this game, but I still want to play it.

on Preview Daft Punk's DJ Hero at September 19, 2009 11:33 AM
Score = 0

I enjoy it. Not their best, but fun. The Rake's Song is great, and Shara Worden is a fucking badass.

on SXSW 2009: Decemberists Debut Hazards Of Love at March 24, 2009 6:50 PM
Score = 1

not nearly as much fun as the rake's song. i still have high hopes for the album

on New Decemberists - "The Hazards of Love 1 (The Prettiest Whistles Won't Wrestle The Thistles Undone)" at February 17, 2009 10:41 AM
Score = 1

its only playing a 30 second sample. kinda makes it hard to judge.

on New Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Zero" at February 17, 2009 10:40 AM
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I actually want to see it -- in spite of the terrible marketing, I've read a number of positive reviews. I've heard that the real description of the film ought to be "a $100 million stoner movie," which sounds pretty fun to me.

on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Land Of The Lost Bombed at June 8, 2009 12:50 PM
Score = 3

THERE IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO COMMENT NOW, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, WHERE IS MY XANAX??????????

on Friday Fight: What Do We Fight About When We Fight About Love? at June 5, 2009 8:37 PM
Score = 23

Death saved the best...FOR 3D!

Fearnet guy has competition.

on The Final Destination Explores No One's Fears at June 5, 2009 10:57 AM
Score = 2

Doesn't creep me out. That's a nice asset. I foresee a huge influx of tongue-envy in the near future. Your new junk folder:

"TONGUE-EXTENZZZ CHE@P!!!!!111"
"SECRET 2 ANCIENT TONGE LENTHENNG"
"hey man sn3j4 with this u cn even lick her ovaries...."

on And Here Is A Dude With A Really, Really Long Tongue at June 5, 2009 10:55 AM
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The people this would tip off already know. The people who still, somehow, unbelievably, against all odds, do not know, would not figure it out from this video.

In reply to Mustafa's comment on Anderson Cooper Gets An Awkward Birthday Surprise: Kathy Griffin at June 5, 2009 10:50 AM
Score = 1

Who hates on people that tell you about free root beer floats? Lame, Gabe.

on Kirstie Alley To Legally Change Her Name To "Nom Nom Nom" at June 4, 2009 11:23 AM
Score = 8

people aren't talking about this because they shouldn't be

lameness

on Whoa, Why Isn't Everyone Talking About 9? at May 22, 2009 5:32 PM
Score = -3

you know that it's not actually no-holds-barred because we never see paris doing coke, getting wasted, and embarrassing herself at clubs.

on Paris Hilton, Like, Has Feelings Too, Or Whatever at May 18, 2009 10:17 AM
Score = 8

True, but I think this show is more about actually recognizing talent, compared to American Idol, which is about manufacturing a new popstar.

In reply to Steve's comment on That's Not Your Girlfriend: Susan Boyle at April 13, 2009 1:10 PM
Score = 4

I watched the first ten seconds. That doll looks like the saddest hooker to ever ride in a pink carriage.

on The Amazing Story Of Two Bratz Dolls In Love at April 10, 2009 4:40 PM
Score = 9