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That is gross. The rest of the list is smug and annoying, but that excerpt above turned my stomach.
on Well, "Abortionhorny" Is A Word Now at January 9, 2009 12:14 PM
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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Granted Paquin is overrated, but really? You have to be an idiot to like this show? Then crown me Queen Moron because this is one of my favorite shows on tv right now.
on America Says, "Just Fucking Put Some Vampires In It" at June 16, 2009 8:37 PMScore = 5