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I saw parts of it, and while it is pretty bad, it's definitely not worst by any means. Any movie with its core of "rich suburbanites treading bad waters" will be terrible.
I'm going to have to suggest Episodes 1-3 of Star Wars again. I can't choose one, just all three.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Havoc at January 19, 2009 10:19 PMScore = 0
Pirates two AND three. They were just full of fake British accents, slapstick humor, and bullshit dream sequences in place of a plot. They felt as though they were being told by a 10-year old on a sugar high. A six-hour sugar high.
Furthermore, X-Men 3 and Spiderman 3. If you watched The 4400, you'd know that X3 stole their plot, with the "humans versus mutants" and "mutants becoming regular humans" story lines. Spiderman 3 was just horrible all over; there was no need for a third film, besides the fact that we meet Venom. Venom is cool everywhere except in the movie.
In reply to noisysignal's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dan In Real Life at January 8, 2009 12:33 AMScore = 0
Oh god. Worst movie that shouldn't be on account of its cast: Intolerable Cruelty. Leave it at "intolerable." George Clooney, Catherine Zeta Jones, and directed by the Coen brothers, it shouldn't have been as bad as it is. There is no plot. At all. All it is is rich people being rich and trying to out-rich each other. Nothing is good about the movie. Nothing.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dan In Real Life at January 8, 2009 12:20 AMScore = 0
Anything starring Keanu Reeves that isn't the original Matrix deserves a nomination for WMoAT (like Nicolas Cage).
In reply to Liz's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dan In Real Life at January 8, 2009 12:12 AMScore = 2
*Ghost Rider:A superhero movie starring an aging actor full of cheesy one-liners.
*Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: An action movie with a much-beloved character starring an aging actor full of cheesy one-liners. And filthy Commies.
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Speaking of when we were nine years old, I nominate Star Wars Episode One. And Two. And Three.
Episode One for Jar Jar Binks, Episode Two for George Lucas' inability to write anything relating to romance, and Episode Three for Hayden Christensen.
In reply to Aaron's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Kangaroo Jack at January 7, 2009 11:50 PMScore = 0
Bicentennial Man is highly unwatchable. Besides the fact that all movies trying to depict the future with robots are horrible, besides the fact that none of the actors could actually act, besides the fact that all of its "sentimental" or "touching" bits make me gag, the movie is over two hours long. If you can watch the entire movie in one sitting, whilst sober, you deserve some sort of award.
Also, A.I. was way too long to be any good.
In reply to adrienne's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Man Of The Year at January 7, 2009 11:35 PMScore = 0
It could be argued that Freddie Prinze jr was on one of the two lists. He was leading a bunch of movies around the time wing commander was released (she's all that, down to you, etc.), so someone thought he was drawing an audience.
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