Jeb
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ick. "i'm not really hiv negative."
on That Weird Levis Commercial With All The Secrets And Lies at November 18, 2008 1:22 PMScore = 5
last weekend a kid in chelsea zung me with: umbrellas are bad for you.
amazing! it's all about tone...
on You Kids Get On My Lawn! at November 18, 2008 1:20 PMScore = 0
Uh, this show was always a miserable concoction of sad writing and awesome actors. SOrry.
on How I Met Your Mother: The Opposite Of "Woooo!" at November 18, 2008 1:17 PMScore = -1
Yeah, I think they meant, "Google paranoid shitstorm."
on The Day After The Day After Tomorrow at November 13, 2008 7:13 PMScore = 1
sammy got it.
an why SHOULDN'T we enjoy the same luxuries as dogs?
on 30 Rock: What Was Liz Lemon's "Sexual Nightmare"? at November 7, 2008 11:38 AMScore = 0
boxes of animals who are poor ... is my new band name.
on This Little Girl Will One Day Rule Us All at November 6, 2008 6:13 PMScore = 0
OK, this song is the worst, almost as bad as The Wire itself (sorry Richard Price!).
And can we stop it with the skinny jeans bashing? As if they're shorthand for 'douchebag'?
Listen, I'm sorry that denim fashions change every few years, but what are you going to do?
And what's so wrong with them anyway? Is it the feminine aspect that makes everyone so uncomfortable?
Don't worry, guys, bootcut will come back soon!
on M.I.A. + Blaqstarr + Marlo Stanfield = Regrets Over The Skinny Jeans Trend at November 6, 2008 11:59 AMScore = 0
Everyone knows that the Evil Council throws the best parties ever. Ever.
on God TV Lady Has Visions Of Dogs Playing Poker In The White House at November 6, 2008 11:50 AMScore = 0
uh, no. it's not 'real.' interesting how he stops just where the camera is waiting. this is gute's first viral video. no idea if the message is anything beyond: i'm still alive, guys. though he rocked on dave hill. maybe it's a dave hill video????
on Steve Guttenberg Runs Naked Through Central Park at November 5, 2008 12:20 PMScore = 0
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I always knew Kevin Bacon was meant to star in Shawshank.
on This IS Your Father's Shawshank Redemption at November 25, 2008 4:35 PMScore = 0