Jaundice Volt
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Sometimes my boyfriend gets really upset when I don't do his laundry. He says, "How am I supposed to be an attractive, fashionable person if I can't match my neon socks to my neon shirts? HOW?" We can all try harder for our boyfriends.
on That's Your Boyfriend: Nick at November 18, 2009 12:04 PMScore = 7
Maybe if we all stop believing Carrie Prejean is a person worth spending our already limited energies on, her orange skill will turn translucent, her neon white teeth clear, her dead eyes limpid, her outsized entitlement vapory, and then we will realize that there is no such thing as Carrie Prejean on Larry King Live's set, only a black wall with brite lite dots shaped like continents, and the faint ssss noise of microphoned air. Better.
Score = 6
Green Tomatoes WILL Fry
on Best New Party Game 12 at November 11, 2009 2:55 PMScore = -1
Matthew, don't interrupt! Terminators DO have endoskeletons made of future metal that is really strong, but they ALSO have an external layer of living tissue/epidermis so that they resemble humans. Ipso facto, terminator earlobes would be made of cartilage and presumably piercible.
Unless Gabe's story is about sending back to camp the standard terminator models in the Cyberdyne-controlled future, which have the terminator endoskeleton without the external layer of tissue, in which case it would be impossible to pierce their ears because they wouldn't have ears. Unless these were T-1000 models (liquid metal)...
In reply to Sarcastically Misunderstood's comment on You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap at November 5, 2009 11:04 PMScore = 6
Ung(ulate). This is udderly embarrassing.
In reply to Jaundice Volt's comment on Best New Party Game 11 at November 4, 2009 3:45 PMScore = 1
Quentin Taurinetino's Curd Fiction
on Best New Party Game 11 at November 4, 2009 3:40 PMScore = -2
Quentin Taurinetino's Curd Fiction
on Best New Party Game 11 at November 4, 2009 3:39 PMScore = 0
Works great with Gaga's "Just Dance." Pumpkin heads are better than gyroscopes.
In reply to southernbitch's comment on The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World at October 29, 2009 5:52 PMScore = 0
I think we could all have a healthy discussion about Glenn Beck the TV Personality vs. Glenn Beck the Real Personality (GBTVP v. GBRP), because it's honestly difficult calling the man on TV a plausible human being. I think what we're watching is an almost-smart man (GBRP) discovering a lucrative, swimming-in-his-vault-of-pennies-with-a-giant-dollar-sign-on-the-outside televisual role (GBTVP) that says and does things he doesn't actually believe, but because he's almost-smart and not actual-smart, he loses control of the GBTVP so that it overwhelms him (GBRP), until the two personalities bleed into and infect one another, so now you have this awful siamese twin scenario where GBTVP and GBRP share the same heart and separating them would be a mortal, terrible thing. Metaphors. That said, no, it's not OK to wish Glenn Beck dead, because the monster and the human are conjoined, and killing the monster would endanger the human, and, anyway, we as monsters ourselves should know better.
In reply to gijyun's comment on Who Should Die On TV? at October 13, 2009 4:42 PMScore = 11
I'd like to think that Jay Leno shudders existentially (in his soul) whenever he comes across the old bard's line, "Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." But then I remember it's Jay Leno and that the only shuddering he does is when he pilots one of his Edwardian motorcars over a very modern, very cruel speed bump.
on Jay Leno Is Stupid at September 17, 2009 12:56 PMScore = 2
Thank you for the correction. Exoskeleton has been corrected to endoskeleton.
Permalink for Gabe's comment on You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap at November 5, 2009 11:17 PMScore = 2