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I'm 17, and I remember being obsessed with the video for Beat It when I was 5.

In reply to ed's comment on Michael Jackson Dies Of Heart Attack at June 30, 2009 4:57 PM
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I'm not sure if I should be grossed out by this or not.

In reply to Rimbimbim's comment on Thom Yorke Responds To Miley, Kanye Drama at March 13, 2009 7:54 AM
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1) What?
2) I know Vampire Weekend is my favorite obscure band. I always let people at parties know that.

on Yeah Yeah Yeahs Reveal Name Of New Album at January 22, 2009 10:17 AM
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The only show close to me (read: within a 5 hour drive of me) is in Chicago, and that show is tonight.

I fucking hate living in central Indiana.

on Animal Collective Announce Merriweather World Tour at January 22, 2009 10:05 AM
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I think we should call them Zen. Like, Zooey+Ben=Zen? Get it? GET IT?

on Ben & Zooey Hit Sundance at January 20, 2009 3:30 PM
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Yeah, I noticed started seeing that commercial about a week ago, and all I could think was "The hipsters will not be pleased."

on If You Like of Montreal, Maybe You Will Also Like Comcast HD at January 20, 2009 9:57 AM
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"Legendary musicians and Jamie Foxx." That made me laugh.

And may I be the first to suggest a new internet meme? LOLBidens.

on U2, Springsteen Play Inaugural Celebration At Lincoln Memorial at January 19, 2009 9:58 PM
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They are being unnecessarily hard on them, probably because they're not Fleet Foxes.

In reply to Danielle's comment on Premature Evaluation: Franz Ferdinand - Tonight: Franz Ferdinand at January 13, 2009 7:13 PM
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Also, the Web Sheriff is looking for you.

In reply to Jon's comment on New Franz Ferdinand Video - "Ulysses" at January 9, 2009 10:31 PM
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1) Yeah, I definitely noticed that the timing of the vocals varies in the two version. It really bothered me at first, but I'm used to it now.
2) Thanks for the link!

In reply to Jon's comment on New Franz Ferdinand Video - "Ulysses" at January 9, 2009 10:30 PM
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"You are a halve of me."

"Here, take my headphones and listen to this song. I don't know that it will cange your life, but it's really pretty good."

on Best New Party Game 5 at July 11, 2009 6:00 AM
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I went to go see this movie, and I still remember sitting and watching the credits, going:

"There going to give Charles Dickens a writing credit, right? They must, because copyright. I'm sure they'll at least give him an 'inspired by' shoutout, since he pretty much wrote thi...WHAT THE FUCK???"

In reply to todd gack's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: August Rush at July 7, 2009 6:00 PM
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The Zebra Suicide Dance Remix?

Also, is Jesse Jackson now taking requests to be interviewed on vlogs? I think we're all going to need a bigger :(

In reply to booferama's comment on Hey You Guys, How About Let's Not Kill Ourselves Because Of Michael Jackson at June 30, 2009 11:40 PM
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NEVER have I been more uncomfortable with the phallic nature of guitars.

on Uh Oh, Somebody's Gay Dad Broke Into The High School A/V Room at June 17, 2009 8:26 PM
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A Good Woman. DONE.

And I second The Land of Women, and also the Last Kiss. I watched that movie with my whole extended family on Easter Sunday because my mom though it was going to be a romantic comedy. Needless to say, it was one of the most awkward 2-hour periods ever.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Black Dahlia at March 10, 2009 10:09 AM
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And Northrax.

on Everybody Freak Out About This Toddler Smoking at February 12, 2009 5:31 PM
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Larry, you are an unfunny, arrogant, redneck asshole. Boom, roasted.

on If They Do The Larry The Cable Guy Roast Right, It Will Be The Most Boring Roast Ever at February 11, 2009 5:57 PM
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I think the funniest part was not angela throwing her cat into the ceiling, but instead the fact that SHE WAS KEEPING A CAT IN HER DESK DRAWER. Like, it's her "at work" cat.

The albert hannaday thing was absolutely the least funny thing in the entire episode.

Also, the stanely moments montage was pure gold.

on The Office: Just The Mrs. Albert Hannaday Parts at February 3, 2009 12:20 AM
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I have one thing to say, and one thing only: "I got snacks on snacks!"

on You Can Have Trouble With The Cable Company And It Ain't Butter at February 3, 2009 12:05 AM
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I like how so little was going on in whatever town this is from that they had time to fit a two-minute-long video of a beauty pageant talent into their NEWScast.

on Now This Is A Beauty Pageant Talent at January 28, 2009 4:18 PM
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