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True story, I just watched Lymelife with kieren AND rory Culkin.

Sidenote: If the Culkin kids all got together and pulled a "Hanson" I would totally buy their cd...

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I'm pretty sure that blow-dryer is aimed at her boobs. Obviously the silicone from today's surgery hasn't set yet.

Permalink for turingcub's comment on That's Your Boyfriend: Mariah Carey at July 14, 2009 7:23 PM
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Benjamin Button was one of the worst films of this decade so far. A subplot that involves both Cate Blanchett in hilarious old age makeup telling her daughter that her whole life is a lie because her father isn't her real father (and the daughter is surprisingly okay with it?) AND Hurricane Katrina? That's all you need to graduate from CLASSY SCHOOL!

Permalink for Weeam's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks at July 15, 2009 3:38 AM
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the An American Patriot school of emphasis - an acquired taste.

Permalink for Becca's comment on NSFW: Kevin Smith, An Adult, Tweets About His Wife's Taint at July 9, 2009 4:10 PM
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if you count being wealthy as specialness, then i can accept that he was using his specialness to change lives. but i think that's a stretch.
by specialness, i was referring to his artistic talent. hence, a decade of disuse.
this disuse doesn't preclude his doing other meaningful and contributive things with his life. indeed, even if he wasn't and hadn't been contributing anything at all, his death would still be a tragedy.

Permalink for Constantinople's comment on An Open Letter To Corey Feldman at July 7, 2009 8:25 PM
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Right, there it is. Good morning, I'm a jackass.

In reply to Girl Friday's comment on David Spade Is Sorry That People Don't Realize How Cool The Dead Chris Farley Ad Is at October 29, 2009 2:36 PM
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Question, and sorry if it's been brought up - wasn't there a Direct TV ad with the little girl from Poltergeist? The "They're hee-eeer" girl? Isn't she dead too?

on David Spade Is Sorry That People Don't Realize How Cool The Dead Chris Farley Ad Is at October 29, 2009 2:34 PM
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Postrapeously! HA!
By "Rob Marshall," I think you mean "Tamra Davis," who directed a little movie called "Crossroads." I love rock 'n' roll.

on They Should Rename The "Free Roman Polanski" Petition The "I'm Officially A Creep" Petition at September 29, 2009 6:05 PM
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I think it's probably one-sided because a lot of people feel that what he did was not just "terrible and wrong," but deserving of punishment like any other man who anally rapes -- sorry, has unlawful anal sex with -- a kid. Shady dealings between the judge and the prosecutor -- well, there's always the appeals process, right?

I think the best reply to "the victim has filed to have the case dismissed" came from the Salon article referenced earlier: "For good or ill, the justice system doesn't work on behalf of victims; it works on behalf of justice."

In reply to fuzzycasserole's comment on They Should Rename The "Free Roman Polanski" Petition The "I'm Officially A Creep" Petition at September 29, 2009 6:01 PM
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Kieran Culkin is not looking so good.

on That's Your Music Video: Tom OC at September 18, 2009 1:47 PM
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PG-Rated Even for the Swinging '60s "Dancing"

on Best New Party Game 6 at August 13, 2009 3:39 PM
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PC showed up and he saw Esther and he was like, "See? A bunch of children. Can we have the virgin conversation, 'cause I bet Jigsaw is a yes."

on You Can Make It Up: Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With His Friends at July 30, 2009 6:08 PM
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Age 7, huh? Huh. There's something wrong with Esther.

on Kids Get Crunk At A Talent Show For Foster Kids In Milwaukee The Darndest Things at July 29, 2009 5:50 PM
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I love the air quotes around "friend's house," as if it'd be so uncool to say "Neverland Ranch's Naboo-themed movie screening carousel."

on We Are All Aging Anakin Skywalkers at July 24, 2009 12:32 PM
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You guys never understood or appreciated the careful thought I put into the balloon color scheme. That was 525,600 minutes of PLANNING THE BEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES. I'll see you at the reunion.

In reply to thenaritaline's comment on That's Your Girlfriend: Katherine Heigl at July 23, 2009 2:46 PM
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