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What a fantastic cover. One of my top U2 songs (probably that and "Bad," ironically another heroin song), and this really rekindled my love for it. I'll have to check the album out when it's released.

on New Elbow - "Running To Stand Still" (U2 Cover) at January 30, 2009 11:42 PM
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Really, I think equating Will.i.am with Bob Dylan is on par with some of the war crimes committed at Guantanamo.

on Bob Dylan And Will.I.Am Are Pepsi Pals at January 30, 2009 11:16 PM
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I'm really excited for Elbow's cover, if only because "Running To Stand Still" is one of U2's best songs (they've sucked as of late, but in the 80s, they were fantastic). The loser in me is also sort of excited for "Live and Let Die" although I hate Duffy, so let's see what she does with one of my guilty pleasures!
All in all, not the worst thing I've ever seen, I suppose.

on TV On The Radio, Hot Chip, Beck Show Some Cover Love For The New War Child Compilation at January 12, 2009 7:51 PM
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I love Amy Poehler. Whenever she and Tina Fey are together, it's like a collision of amazing.

on The Best Of Amy Poehler On Weekend Update at April 22, 2009 11:31 PM
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Well, I can die and go to Hell now.

In reply to j_son's comment on RIP, Creepy Old Man Meme at April 22, 2009 11:06 PM
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Paul Rudd made the globe even MORE attractive than it already is.

In reply to indybree's comment on Paul Rudd Dances On Sesame Street at April 13, 2009 5:11 PM
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Man, I even live in Atlanta and the fact that it's premiering here brings the lulz.
This movie makes me glad I was watching The Matrix when I was 12. I skipped over the pathetic stage.

on Are We Allowed To Make Fun Of Love 'N Dancing? at April 13, 2009 5:09 PM
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I'm pretty sure the end is near, seeing as my 50-year-old, nerdy history teacher referenced this in class today. God help us all.

on Morning TV Anchors Pretend Not To "Get" Dirty License Plate at April 9, 2009 3:57 PM
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Good God, between this and my friend comparing homosexuality to bestiality, I've had my fair share of homophobia today. I'm not even in the mood to crack a joke, so simply:
Fuck you. If you think there's any possible way that the two gay guys down the hall getting married affects your own (probably failing, since you're obviously an asshole) marriage, then shut the fuck up. What's next? Stopping those darn 'coloreds' from infecting the all-supreme white race? Grow up, you Nazis. Change is coming and I can't wait till you're in the dust.

on "NOM" Wants To Nibble Gay Marriage To Death at April 8, 2009 6:40 PM
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Yes, because it's not like they released a movie sequel to the show last summer that turned out to be a bigger hit than originally thought. Obviously, the joke is untimely.

In reply to John's comment on The Bruno Red Band Trailer, You Guys at April 2, 2009 11:15 PM
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With the all-white outfits and the "pure humen vocals," it's like the world's most bizarre Klan meeting ever.

on The Voca People Will Torture You Until You Laugh at March 31, 2009 11:23 PM
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Agreed about the Astronaut Jones theme. That is the best.

Also, Kristin Wiig is not funny. Facts of life.

In reply to Marzipan Rapist's comment on SNL Just The Funny Parts: Tracy Morgan Yells at March 16, 2009 4:17 PM
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke, considering he did something like this where he got "fired" from the set of Knocked Up.
Either way, I'm still pissed about the AD movie, but he's kind of adorable (yes, I am a 12 year old girl), so it's a struggle.

on Behavioral Issues Are The Least Of Michael Cera's Fucking Problems at February 11, 2009 1:08 AM
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