Videogum Home - designed by Guilherme Rosa

 

 

User Profile
default userpic

SailorAlphaCentauri

http://sailoralphacentauri.blogspot.com


On Stereogum

No recent comments.


On Videogum

What's worse? Dane Cook giving someone a reason to talk about his unfunny ass. That man sucks donkey dick and I wish he would choke on it. After seeing a preview of the film, this poster is the least of his problems.

In reply to Whistlenuts's comment on Dane Cook Confused About Why He Sucks at August 13, 2008 3:40 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I want to know what crack this woman is smoking so that I can kill her dealer for making bad stuff.

on I Want What The "Crazy Sprinkler Lady" Is Smoking at August 7, 2008 1:46 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

This has got to be the dumbest lady I've ever heard of, ever. She might qualify for someone who may need to have their rights taken away for her own safety.

on I Want What The "Crazy Sprinkler Lady" Is Smoking at August 7, 2008 1:33 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Wow. People suck. There were people who thought Cheeky's was real (or that the whole thing was real, for that matter)? How stupid can people get?

on People Who Eat At Ruby Tuesdays Are Boring And Stupid, Says Ruby Tuesdays at August 7, 2008 1:13 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I was being a little sarcastic about Crystal. I've actually heard of other parody artists who, while not in the same arena of fame as Weird Al, do make really great parodies that manage to get airplay on Dr. Demento's show every week. Weird Al does do justice to all of his songs, but Luke Ski (along with some of the members of The Fump) can throw down with the best of them.

In reply to Dan's comment on We Are All Weird Al Yankovic at August 6, 2008 3:15 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Wow, we must be around the same age because these videos are things I remember from those halcyon days of junior high and how huge these videos were back in the day.

on Nerve's 10 Sexiest Videos Were Clearly Chosen By Someone Exactly My Age at August 6, 2008 3:07 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I can't really defend sexman because I find his videos annoying. But, at the same time, I wouldn't make fun of his teeth (I had to wear braces twice, and my teeth weren't nearly as bad as his). I do think it's really stupid that people would make video responses making fun of his teeth, like there was nothing else worth commenting on, because those people come off looking like assholes.

on When You Wrestle With The Sexman, You're Going To Get Wet With Braces at August 6, 2008 3:03 PM
Score = 1 Vote up Vote down

See, the point has been made, but because I can get a better deal at Taco Hell in the wee hours of the morning (or just go to McDonalds since it's 24-hours now), I won't be eating at Burger Death. Diddy can suck it.

on Tell Them Diddy Said Burger King Is Open Late at August 6, 2008 2:56 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I watched the 3 pm video (I just happened to put on my headphones just as it was beginning on another tab) and it was so stupid! They blew up an O'Charley's instead of the Ruby Tuesday. Talk about false advertising. It wasn't even funny.

on Roads? Where Ruby Tuesday Is Going They Don't Need Roads. at August 5, 2008 3:33 PM
Score = 1 Vote up Vote down

Oh wow. So this is what was on two days after I turned three. That hair is killing me. And whatever happened to Crystal, the woman who did the parody on the two men who flew in the space shuttle? How did she miss the boat that Weird Al is still sailing along on?

on We Are All Weird Al Yankovic at August 5, 2008 3:31 PM
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Staff

  • Founder/Editor-In-Chief: Scott Lapatine
  • Senior Editor: Gabe Delahaye
  • Executive Editor: Amrit Singh

Info

Contact

You Can Make It Up logo
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.

You Can Make It Up: People Tell Carrie Prejean What An Asshole She Is

Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...

MORE »

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time logo
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: In The Land Of The Women

If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...

MORE »

Monsters' Ball logo
This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.

Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments

I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...

MORE »

Double Dog logo
Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.

Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt

The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...

MORE »

Videogum Movie Club logo
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.

The Videogum Movie Club: 2012

Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....

MORE »