Garrett
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The press release implies it's going to be available in iTunes at some point.
Oh, and Adam, people were calling crap "crap" before Thomas Crapper was even born.
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/crapper.asp
on Hear That? It's The Sound Of I'm Going To Watch Amy Poehler's New Show at October 28, 2008 3:51 PMScore = -1
@aaron - Apparently cows are.
on Use This Anti-inflammatory Cream To Feed Your Starving Family at September 8, 2008 1:28 PMScore = 0
Gabe wins for "17 points ahead of harry dean stanton".
on Friday Fight: Who Is Worse For The Country Than Sarah Palin? at September 8, 2008 10:53 AMScore = 0
Well, Gabe and Lindsay? Did you help these people out yet?
Locater Gum DOT COM!!!
on The Locator Is Coming To Geeetttt Youuuuuuuu! at September 5, 2008 12:41 PMScore = 1
Heh, "Fishing in a crick"...
on Norm MacDonald Makes Fun Of The Olympics, Tries To Sell His House at August 29, 2008 12:41 PMScore = 0
I can't believe this guy didn't know that that's how scanners work. You just have to learn not to disturb the Scanner Ants and they will continue to scan stuff. I made the same mistake with my fax machine and now the millipedes in there refuse to send documents.
on Are There Ants Living In Your All-In-One Printer/Scanner System? at August 4, 2008 5:43 PMScore = 1
Or maybe Jerry O'Connell?
on Bill Maher Is Just Going Door-To-Door Making Fun Of People's Religion at July 30, 2008 1:05 PMScore = 0
Everyone loves a good sailfish-related joke.
on Rainn Wilson Did The Weather On CNN Yesterday at July 18, 2008 10:33 AMScore = 0
Love love love that old video. I could watch it over and over until my collar turns blue. By the way, you violated Section 8 of the Ned Holness Act of 2006 which states that you have to mention that his real name is Dan Whitney.
on Duh: Larry The Cable Guy Is Bad At His Job at July 9, 2008 9:43 PMScore = 1
If you watch ET backwards, an alien comes to earth, races the cops to a boy's house, gets sick, puts toys together from spare parts, pukes up Reese's Pieces, and leaves.
on Best New Party Game at February 23, 2009 1:43 PMScore = 9