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That sounds hilarious. Nominate that woman for Mom of the Year!
In reply to Amil's comment on Twilight: The Yahoo! Answers Reviews Are In at November 22, 2008 9:39 AMScore = 2
Best Part: Early reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are already saying this movie is gonna blow. :)
on Surprise! The Today Show Has Twilight Fever at November 20, 2008 12:07 PMScore = 0
"Through the kitchen window we can see STORM laying out by the pool on a chaise lounge, despite the heavy rain that's been falling all day. She uses her weather powers to create a beam of sunlight through the clouds to work on her golden tan."
Umm, considering Storm is african, isn't it kind of unnecessary for her to tan?
on EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Josh Schwartz's Script For X-Men: First Class at November 19, 2008 5:25 PMScore = 0
YES! That also scared me, but what scared me more was the fact this show is actually on television. I've never even heard of "The Doctors" so I immediately thought this vodka tampon thing was gonna be some video from College Humor or Funny or Die, but this is real awfulness.. Yikes.
In reply to Elliot's comment on The Doctors Explore The "Trend" Of Vodka Tampons at November 10, 2008 7:42 PMScore = 0
"I don't really think it's fair for me to be in a jury, because i can read thoughts." CLASSIC!
In reply to Darren87's comment on 30 Rock: What Was Liz Lemon's "Sexual Nightmare"? at November 8, 2008 10:39 AMScore = 1
Yeesh, has this guy been living under a rock? Someone call Jay Mohr up and tell him he is no longer the worst.
on :( at November 6, 2008 4:28 PMScore = 4
Speaking of Ross and his "music," whenever I watch that episode nowadays, his music doesn't seem to be that weird or out there. I mean it's weird, but nowadays, so many bands sample weird noises to make songs that I just think that that episode was probably a lot more funny in the 90's. Sorry, random thought...
In reply to Beefy's comment on Joaquin Phoenix Is Just Calling To Say He's Never Calling Again at October 31, 2008 1:31 PMScore = 0
Let me get this STRAIGHT! You want to glue MY weiner to YOUR lips?!
That's no zing, that's just fellatio.
In reply to robbie's comment on 5 Characters That Will Not Inspire This Year's Borat Costume at October 28, 2008 10:10 PMScore = 3
Graveyard rape sex is just the best sex! No, wait, regular normal sex is the best sex... did I mention it was normal?
on True Blood: Worst. Deus Ex Machina. Ever. at October 28, 2008 8:03 PMScore = 0
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I still think this video is much worse, and much more disturbing...
on No, Wait, THIS Is Your Music Video: B-4-4 "Get Down" at November 22, 2008 9:45 AMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dljyXelztCE
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