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this sounds like the worst twitter ever
In reply to Big Red's comment on Marianne Faithfull Covers The Decemberists On Letterman at April 4, 2009 11:39 AMScore = 5
mia is the pregnantest woman i have ever seen
on Liveblogging The 2009 Grammys at February 8, 2009 9:58 PMScore = 9
jennifer hudson's dress is so expensive she refuses to take the protective paper towel off of it even when accepting awards.
on Liveblogging The 2009 Grammys at February 8, 2009 8:11 PMScore = 11
i'm shocked that this is good, but it really is.
on New Lonely Island (Feat. T-Pain) - "I'm On A Boat" at February 4, 2009 8:01 PMScore = 6
well that was the worst thing i've done today
on New Lil Wayne - "Prom Queen" at January 26, 2009 1:52 PMScore = 4
don't post about terrible music, plz
on New Kelly Clarkson - "My Life Would Suck Without You" at January 13, 2009 3:42 PMScore = -2
if they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up
on SNL">Kanye's "Love" Letdown On SNL at December 14, 2008 5:40 PMScore = 8
no goodbye from me, i'm just going to happily follow you to your other sited.
good work here, though.
on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! at June 26, 2009 5:28 PMScore = 7
"Have you ever been to one of those websites where a chick pops up and talks to you about how great the site is while you furiously hunt for the X button?"
i think i understand your question, lindsay, and the answer is yes, i have been to a porn site before.
do they have these on other kinds of sites?
on Which Former Beauty Queen Should Be Videogum's New Spokeschick? at June 26, 2009 4:48 PMScore = 22
i love you lindsay please have a good last day
also, i would give some thought to seeking out another job instead of just retiring if i were you. it seems like you might run out of money or something.
on That's It, I'm Retiring After Today at June 26, 2009 10:23 AMScore = 14
that kid is lucky he's still 11. as soon as he turns whatever age it is that you become responsible for liking horrible pop culture, i'm going to punch him in the face.
on Megan Fox's "Sweet Boy" Found at June 25, 2009 12:06 PMScore = 15
EUGENE LEVY: Refusing to Turn Down Any Role Since 1998
on We Need To Talk About Gooby at June 25, 2009 10:42 AMScore = 9
lindsay and i have very similar taste in butts
on Is This What All 50 Cent Videos Are Like? at June 24, 2009 6:11 PMScore = 17
this one may be trying too hard
In reply to BradOFarrell's comment on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One at June 22, 2009 5:41 PMScore = -20
i'm pretty sure maher has a "superhead or better" policy, and i don't think meghan mccain qualifies as either.
In reply to Bobby Seger's comment on Meghan McCain Is A Great Person To Be The Best Person The Republicans Have at June 22, 2009 5:32 PMScore = 8
:( :( :( :( :(
i will definitely follow you wherever you go, lindsay.
both on the internet and as soon as i find out where you live.
(just kidding about the "in real life" part. that would be creepy!)
In reply to Lindsay's comment on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One at June 22, 2009 5:27 PMScore = 12
i am going to start working "This movie is making me angry, very sad, hopeless, and dirty-feeling" into all of my movie reviews.
on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One at June 22, 2009 3:36 PMScore = 21







































Yeah. Trying is stupid. We're all too cool for that.
Permalink for Sebastian Paper's comment on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One at June 22, 2009 8:29 PMScore = 12