Godsauce

THAT one makes my skin crawl.

Permalink for Napoleon Complex's comment on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 10, 2009 11:51 PM
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Whose side are you even on?

Permalink for Carrie's comment on You Win, Lady Gaga at November 11, 2009 12:04 AM
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I feel like I could watch this for eternity, and still not fully understand it. It's beautiful all the same though.

Permalink for Jon1331's comment on Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments at November 6, 2009 10:04 PM
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i actually feel like the wine is funnier than its namesake. COMPLEXITIES.

Permalink for caringiscool's comment on That's Your Wine: Jeff Dunham Wine at November 9, 2009 3:38 PM
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I want a khaki hat that says "LAB".

Permalink for That One's comment on You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap at November 5, 2009 7:27 PM
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I'll only believe that if Michael Jackson shows up, gives a performance from beyond the grave, then Simon Cowell gives him hell for being too unoriginal.

Permalink for Devin's comment on If You Are Going To Have A Michael Jackson Seance, Keep It To Yourself at November 5, 2009 6:07 PM
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Don't be sorry. You should have just left it at that and I would have had a stroke trying to figure out what you meant.
I am now ending all communication with people I don't know well with "I want a khaki hat that says LAB." People might think I'm insane, but goddammit, they'll remember me.

Permalink for That One's comment on If You Only Watch One Video About Razor Scooters Today at November 5, 2009 4:52 PM
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I am both impressed and horrified that there is more than one indecent image of Papa Smurf.

Permalink for The New Sound's comment on "I Love You, Mr. Star Wars" And Other Famous Movie Quotes at November 5, 2009 2:35 PM
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I'm sorry, but you are playing pretty ignorant. Danny Boyle is a major director, not a person who is making Olsen Twins detective movies. While Slumdog wasn't an assured hit, it also wasn't exactly an indie coming out of nowhere. And don't compare their pay to an average Indian. They were in a major international film, they should be paid for acting in a major international film. Their payrate should not be compared to average Indians, but to Dakota Fanning

Permalink for talkingstove's comment on Danny Boyle Moving Forward With Slummountain Onearmenaire at November 5, 2009 1:44 PM
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Again, just because they're poor people from a poor country doesn't mean you can give them any amount of money and have it be fair. It doesn't matter that this movie "almost" wasn't successful, the fact is, it WAS successful. Hundreds of millions of dollars were made, but the children who starred in it are only marginally less poor than they were before it was made.

You know, someone could build a shoe factory in a poor country and pay the locals pennies a day to fill it. Since they're already so poor, they're surely better off with that income than none at all! Reductio ad absurdem: accomplished.

Thus ends the rantings of Professor Rex Manning Day.

Permalink for Rex Manning Day's comment on Danny Boyle Moving Forward With Slummountain Onearmenaire at November 5, 2009 2:22 PM
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