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"Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo!"

on Best New Party Game 5 at July 10, 2009 12:42 PM
Score = 17

So much of today was definitely The Worst, but Lindsay - you're anything but. Thanks for all the great writing/sharing/commiserating!

on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! at June 26, 2009 5:42 PM
Score = 6

While it's true that YOU ARE TEARING [US] APART, LI[NDSAY]!, I don't doubt that you'll have great things to share with us from beyond the Videogum veil. Keep us in the loop!

on That's It, I'm Retiring After Today at June 26, 2009 11:10 AM
Score = 11

"Tough-guy 'Home Improvement' grunt" - Tim Allen

on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase at June 18, 2009 12:32 PM
Score = -15

Who will stop the rise of these verbal pedophiles, these mouth-rapists? JAY LENO.

on Scenes From The Hilariously Pointless "Fire David Letterman" Protest at June 17, 2009 11:19 AM
Score = 38

High stakes Facebook quizzing!

on Could Anything Be More Boring For A Movie Plot Than Online Gambling? at June 16, 2009 12:06 PM
Score = 17

This was great. Looking forward to a hijinks-filled reunion!

on Jimmy Fallon Interviewed "Zack Morris" Last Night at June 9, 2009 11:15 AM
Score = 0

I wish I could feel the power the way I used to.

on The Internet, Explained By Moms In Mom Jeans at April 27, 2009 7:16 PM
Score = 2

I've always seen life as more of a Razr scooter, zipping along until a pothole (CRISIS/EMOTIONAL OBSTACLE) momentarily ends the ride. But we get back up!

on Terrence Howard Is Just Riding The Beautiful Go-Cart Of Life at April 14, 2009 2:53 PM
Score = 5

I think it's great that MTV is giving the series a global spin, introducing the audience to new countries and cultures. It's like The Amazing Race with VD!

on The Real World/Road Rules Duel 2 Opening Credits Must Be Seen 2 Be Believed at April 13, 2009 2:52 PM
Score = 5